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autobunny
Aida_Amin wrote:
SpacePodz wrote:
That made me think. How would a male pawn promote to a queen? Or are they all females.

Maybe they are hermaphrodites?

This might explain

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/the-sad-tale-of-the-pawn

Quickgold

bruh momento

autobunny
Pulpofeira wrote:

I don't know if some of those posts are meta irony or they just haven't got it.

Precisely why

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/why-the-forums-still-need-fouad

MEXIMARTINI
JackRoach wrote:

Jeans are bad

 

stretchy jeans rule

JackRoach
MEXIMARTINI wrote:
JackRoach wrote:

Jeans are bad

 

stretchy jeans rule

*JackRoach has left the chat*

koishi
autobunny wrote:

Different folks have different dreams.  This, is the bunny's.

 

So put in 10000 hours into the following to become an expert

1. refuse rematch

2. flag your opponent

3. use perpetual check to force a draw when you're losing by material

4. force a stalemate or allowing a stalemate when you're losing by material

5. resign when your opponent is about to crush you

Cute bunny~

:3

SlimJim07
koishi wrote:
autobunny wrote:

Different folks have different dreams.  This, is the bunny's.

 

So put in 10000 hours into the following to become an expert

1. refuse rematch

2. flag your opponent

3. use perpetual check to force a draw when you're losing by material

4. force a stalemate or allowing a stalemate when you're losing by material

5. resign when your opponent is about to crush you

Cute bunny~

:3

ugh another anime simp... we dont need more of you

koishi

:3c

JackRoach

agreed

autobunny
MEXIMARTINI wrote:
JackRoach wrote:

Jeans are bad

stretchy jeans rule

one may need to stretch with them

JackRoach

Stretch jeans are the worst idea since unflavored oatmeal.

autobunny
JackRoach wrote:

Stretch jeans are the worst idea since unflavored oatmeal.

there is flavored oatmeal?  the bunny used to consume rolled oats.

autobunny
koishi wrote:
autobunny wrote:

Different folks have different dreams.  This, is the bunny's.

 

So put in 10000 hours into the following to become an expert

1. refuse rematch

2. flag your opponent

3. use perpetual check to force a draw when you're losing by material

4. force a stalemate or allowing a stalemate when you're losing by material

5. resign when your opponent is about to crush you

Cute bunny~

:3

thank you.  you are too kind.  it is not often the bunny gets a compliment.

JackRoach

I don't know about that...

the bunny can be vicious.

SlimJim07
JackRoach wrote:

agreed

lol

autobunny
graywolf00 wrote:

*snip*

2. flag your opponent - This does sound cowardly, I didn't even know you could flag someone.  I've had some rude people that probably deserved to be flagged.  Whether I win or lose horribly, I always leave a thumbs up and a good game If I am using the web browser (no clue how to leave a good game on the phone app). I remember one guy wrote something rude to me after taking my queen in his 4th move.  When I took his queen 10 moves after I just replied "lol".  I think it probably hurt his pride more than this flagging thing.

*snip*

flagging refers to winning on time, where the flag on the analog chess clock drops.  however complaining to the arbiter behind your opponent (or online) sounds good too.

SlimJim07
autobunny wrote:
graywolf00 wrote:

*snip*

2. flag your opponent - This does sound cowardly, I didn't even know you could flag someone.  I've had some rude people that probably deserved to be flagged.  Whether I win or lose horribly, I always leave a thumbs up and a good game If I am using the web browser (no clue how to leave a good game on the phone app). I remember one guy wrote something rude to me after taking my queen in his 4th move.  When I took his queen 10 moves after I just replied "lol".  I think it probably hurt his pride more than this flagging thing.

*snip*

flagging refers to winning on time, where the flag on the analog chess clock drops.  however complaining to the arbiter behind your opponent (or online) sounds good too.

oh god i hate when ppl do that

autobunny
JackRoach wrote:

I don't know about that...

the bunny can be vicious.

vicious in a cute way, right?

MEXIMARTINI
JackRoach wrote:

Stretch jeans are the worst idea since unflavored oatmeal.

 

my hero

JackRoach

umm...

sure.