how to be a coward

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autobunny
Dog5432 wrote:

Um... why is this called “how be a coward”?

you need fouad too?

JackRoach
autobunny wrote:
JackRoach wrote:

Every time you post a mini video of yourself, you seem to be different every time.

One might think...

That you control all bunnies!!!?!?!??!?!

as mentioned previously we are different yet the same.  we are one bunny.

Do your like the buggers in the book "Ender's Game" if you've ever read that.

SlimJim07

lol

JackRoach
Itude wrote:

Against dodos who will not resign in totally lost positions, I will promote to knights yes

My record is 6 I think

Better than queens ig.

JackRoach

No. Rhinos.

rehcsif026

Was that Tina Turner?

OldGuysRule1956

1) Nobody ever won a game by resigning  2) I see nowhere in any set of rules of etiquette that a rematch is required. Play in an OTB tournament... NO REMATCHES!!  3) The goal is to save your king. If stalemate is the best you can do, what's the problem with trying to do that?  4) Time is a major aspect of playing chess with a clock. If you suck at time management, regardless of the position on the board, if you lose on time IT'S A LOSS!! Your opponent earned the win by being faster than you. Learn to deal with it or speed up your game.  5) Quit crying and whining about stuff like this, it not a good look and doesn't speak well of the complainant.

Pulpofeira

Sorry but I have to kill the frog: precisely, OP is making fun of those complaints, which are common in the forums, through irony.

Pulpofeira

Probably Saturday. happy.png

MEXIMARTINI
Pulpofeira wrote:

Sorry but I have to kill the frog: precisely, OP is making fun of those complaints, which are common in the forums, through irony.

LOL nice work Pulp wink.png

autobunny

Kermit had it coming

AunTheKnight

1. Don’t play chess.

autobunny
AunTheKnight wrote:

1. Don’t play chess.

This won't work as explained before. The cowardice has to be on display to be acknowledged. 

autobunny
JackRoach wrote:
autobunny wrote:
JackRoach wrote:

Every time you post a mini video of yourself, you seem to be different every time.

One might think...

That you control all bunnies!!!?!?!??!?!

as mentioned previously we are different yet the same.  we are one bunny.

Do your like the buggers in the book "Ender's Game" if you've ever read that.

Only watched the movie. The bunny doesn't read. He also skipped kindergarten. He's under educated that way. 

 

JuniRose8
autobunny wrote:

Different folks have different dreams.  This, is the bunny's.

 

So put in 10000 hours into the following to become an expert

1. refuse rematch

2. flag your opponent

3. use perpetual check to force a draw when you're losing by material

4. force a stalemate or allowing a stalemate when you're losing by material

5. resign when your opponent is about to crush you

I agree with most of those.  I know a lot of people will disagree with the last one, but I personally prefer fighting to the death rather than resigning.  I do not agree with number one, because there are plenty of reasons someone would refuse a rematch other than being a coward, like being out of time to play.

Diplodocusaurous

run away when ur losing but come back when its half a minute left and make a move hoping opponent has left the game or the tab at least. wink.png

autobunny
Diplodocusaurous wrote:

run away when ur losing but come back when its half a minute left and make a move hoping opponent has left the game or the tab at least.

hey, that's a good one!

autobunny
Itude wrote:
autobunny wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
autobunny wrote:
JackRoach wrote:

Every time you post a mini video of yourself, you seem to be different every time.

One might think...

That you control all bunnies!!!?!?!??!?!

as mentioned previously we are different yet the same.  we are one bunny.

Do your like the buggers in the book "Ender's Game" if you've ever read that.

Only watched the movie. The bunny doesn't read. He also skipped kindergarten. He's under educated that way. 

 

No, he has a Phd in dead thread reanimation

well the bunny has to be good for something

autobunny

Multiplication is a given

varo83

This is for a friend of mine 🙃