how to be a coward

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SpacePodz
The bunny is good at being blocked he’s the only one in my blocked list. Also he has an entire thread of the times he’s been blocked.
Scobblelotcher

thank you. will always remeber to remeber the tips

JackRoach

Why did you block the bunny?

SpacePodz
He said something that I can’t repeat here go to his forum titled reasons to block the bunny and you will see what he said to me
autobunny
SpacePodz wrote:
He said something that I can’t repeat here go to his forum titled reasons to block the bunny and you will see what he said to me

wasn't the bunny's fault - it was the prettiest girl who'd gone done it

mosquitoZ2
autobunny wrote:

Different folks have different dreams.  This, is the bunny's.

 

So put in 10000 hours into the following to become an expert

1. refuse rematch

2. flag your opponent

3. use perpetual check to force a draw when you're losing by material

4. force a stalemate or allowing a stalemate when you're losing by material

5. resign when your opponent is about to crush you

exactly how to be a COWARD YOUR A COWARD

autobunny
mosquitoZ2 wrote:
autobunny wrote:

Different folks have different dreams.  This, is the bunny's.

 

So put in 10000 hours into the following to become an expert

1. refuse rematch

2. flag your opponent

3. use perpetual check to force a draw when you're losing by material

4. force a stalemate or allowing a stalemate when you're losing by material

5. resign when your opponent is about to crush you

exactly how to be a COWARD YOUR A COWARD

thank you.  but it's "you're".

mosquitoZ2

sorry sad.png

2YearsOldTrying

Wow thanks so much

autobunny
Diwaditya wrote:

Useless posts @AutoBunny...

Go and play some games instead of wasting your time with such silly posts.

perhaps you will see it in a better light when you do grow up.  what games should the bunny play?

MEXIMARTINI
Diwaditya wrote:

Useless posts @AutoBunny...

Go and play some games instead of wasting your time with such silly posts.

 

BackplayingChess

On page 1 someone suggested  "You forgot one tip: when your victory is inevitable, prolong the game by underpromoting several pawns to "troll" your opponent."

 

When I was young (a long time ago) my uncle showed me a game in a magazine where a player promoted to a bishop to practice checkmating with K + 2 B vs K.

That only worked with 2 bishops on opposite colors and his promoted bishop was on the same color squares as his other bishop.  Opps.

LosingMyEdge

Really not ambitious enough for truly cowardly play. This is what to do: Start daily games with a 14 day maximum move time. Once in a losing position (inevitable) only play your moves at the last moment and never resign, even when there is a guaranteed mate in 1. That way, it can take a year to finish a game that has been totally lost for several months. Also, send comments like 'I should probably resign now' a few days before you play another hopeless move. That's how to be a true coward.

autobunny
LosingMyEdge wrote:

Really not ambitious enough for truly cowardly play. This is what to do: Start daily games with a 14 day maximum move time. Once in a losing position (inevitable) only play your moves at the last moment and never resign, even when there is a guaranteed mate in 1. That way, it can take a year to finish a game that has been totally lost for several months. Also, send comments like 'I should probably resign now' a few days before you play another hopeless move. That's how to be a true coward.

the bunny bows before your immense expertise