how to be a coward


wasn't the bunny's fault - it was the prettiest girl who'd gone done it

Different folks have different dreams. This, is the bunny's.
So put in 10000 hours into the following to become an expert
1. refuse rematch
2. flag your opponent
3. use perpetual check to force a draw when you're losing by material
4. force a stalemate or allowing a stalemate when you're losing by material
5. resign when your opponent is about to crush you
exactly how to be a COWARD YOUR A COWARD
Different folks have different dreams. This, is the bunny's.
So put in 10000 hours into the following to become an expert
1. refuse rematch
2. flag your opponent
3. use perpetual check to force a draw when you're losing by material
4. force a stalemate or allowing a stalemate when you're losing by material
5. resign when your opponent is about to crush you
exactly how to be a COWARD YOUR A COWARD
thank you. but it's "you're".
Useless posts @AutoBunny...
Go and play some games instead of wasting your time with such silly posts.
perhaps you will see it in a better light when you do grow up. what games should the bunny play?

Useless posts @AutoBunny...
Go and play some games instead of wasting your time with such silly posts.
On page 1 someone suggested "You forgot one tip: when your victory is inevitable, prolong the game by underpromoting several pawns to "troll" your opponent."
When I was young (a long time ago) my uncle showed me a game in a magazine where a player promoted to a bishop to practice checkmating with K + 2 B vs K.
That only worked with 2 bishops on opposite colors and his promoted bishop was on the same color squares as his other bishop. Opps.

Really not ambitious enough for truly cowardly play. This is what to do: Start daily games with a 14 day maximum move time. Once in a losing position (inevitable) only play your moves at the last moment and never resign, even when there is a guaranteed mate in 1. That way, it can take a year to finish a game that has been totally lost for several months. Also, send comments like 'I should probably resign now' a few days before you play another hopeless move. That's how to be a true coward.
Really not ambitious enough for truly cowardly play. This is what to do: Start daily games with a 14 day maximum move time. Once in a losing position (inevitable) only play your moves at the last moment and never resign, even when there is a guaranteed mate in 1. That way, it can take a year to finish a game that has been totally lost for several months. Also, send comments like 'I should probably resign now' a few days before you play another hopeless move. That's how to be a true coward.
the bunny bows before your immense expertise