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I am selling my dignity for attention!

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autobunny
autobunny
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Aug 28, 2020
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#1

When kids get bored... 

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/i-am-selling-the-sun-52072194

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/i-am-selling-the-moon

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/i-am-selling-the-black-hole

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/i-am-selling-jupiter-52142214

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/i-am-selling-uranus

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/i-am-selling-my-1000th-game-52141222

Even cats have been tempted. 

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/im-selling-catnip

sure, you make a name for yourself... 

But at what cost? 

llama
llama
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Aug 28, 2020
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#2

I think you're mistaken. Kids have no dignity that they're aware of.

bong711
bong711
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Aug 28, 2020
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#3

Kids have no dignity.

autobunny
autobunny
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#4
llama wrote:

I think you're mistaken. Kids have no dignity that they're aware of.

Oh no, what hast thou done?  Now an army of offended children with their mono syllabic posts must most surely arrive!

llama
llama
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Aug 28, 2020
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#5

Mono syllabic?

I'm sure at least one will post "??"

llama
llama
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#6

For example the genius of #3 here:

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/fifteen-queens

autobunny
autobunny
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#7
llama wrote:

Mono syllabic?

I'm sure at least one will post "??"

The bunny may have set his expectations a tad too high. Only Pip can save us now. 

 

autobunny
autobunny
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#8
llama wrote:

For example the genius of #3 here:

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/fifteen-queens

Well it's not his/her/its fault.  He/she/it must have thought it was one of those many counting threads chess.com is so famous for.  All the kindergartens send their kids here for counting lessons. These kids need protection.  And now. 

autobunny
autobunny
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#9
bong711 wrote:

Kids have no dignity.

The bunny isn't sure but mooning may be an acceptable greeting in some cultures.  We have to be inclusive. Just in case. We shall not offend. 

autobunny
autobunny
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Aug 28, 2020
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#10

So a bunny, a llama and a bong walk into a topic... 

llama
llama
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Aug 28, 2020
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#11

What's weird to me is his head is as big as the rest of his body.

Oka1493
Oka1493
Aug 28, 2020
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#12

hi

mention an oka

llama
llama
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#13
Oka1493 wrote:

hi

mention an oka

Quick! Someone get a translator.

autobunny
autobunny
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#14
Oka1493 wrote:

hi

mention an oka

Okay oka. 

So a bunny, a llama and a bong walk into a topic.  But they were just oka. Why? Nobody knew. The y was missing. 

Oka1493
Oka1493
Aug 28, 2020
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#15

huh?

Oka1493
Oka1493
Aug 28, 2020
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#16

lol

llama
llama
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Aug 28, 2020
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#17

Oh, I see. Too drunk, apparently.

autobunny
autobunny
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#18
llama wrote:
Oka1493 wrote:

hi

mention an oka

Quick! Someone get a translator.

The bunny by knowing nothing, believes he knows everything. 

llama
llama
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Aug 28, 2020
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#19

You error on the side of kindness. Try being a jerk sometimes wink.png

A kind error is still an error.

autobunny
autobunny
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#20
llama wrote:

You error on the side of kindness. Try being a jerk sometimes

A kind error is still an error.

Well the bunny has been accused of being a racist, a misogynist, a chauvinist, a troll, against humanity and many many more wonderful things just on this site alone.