I AM SELLING MY 1000TH GAME!!!

Hello, I have played 999 games and am selling my 1000th game.

I am starting the bidding at 1 year gold membership gifted to @Friday_The_13th7 If you will bid higher, please comment, thanks!

DON'T YOU WANT TO PLAY THE 1000th GAME OF A NATIVE OF ALNILAM???

First to fill this out gets to play: HERE

1, 000, 000.01 USD AHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH GET WRECKED I BE MORE RICHER NOOB

I take the extra cent

what even is this forum

Lol, I bet a bunch of people aren't going to recognize this is a troll forum and claim "this is a scam" or something like that. 

I will give the game to whoever gives me a year of premium membership (This is a huge discount)

This topic might become more popular than my en passant hack thread. 

that's almost a 999,930 discount

Great deal, right? Want to play?

I own:

• Two mansions
• 27 teslas 
• 31 private banks
• Every single Apple and Samsung product
• 21 trillion spare dollars

So I bid $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.01 USD. Get wrecked. 

I blocked you because you were annoying me. Now stop or I will report you. 

i bet 50 bucks

It's kind of like the others forums 

I AM SELLING THE SUN!!!

I AM SELLING THE MOON!!!

I AM SELLING THE MILKY WAY!!!

so...yeah, that should explain it

what exactly do we do with the 1000th game?

nothing

https://www.chess.com/games/archive/friday_the_13th7 1865

Actually, you don't. Misrepresentation of speech could in extreme cases, lead to a criminal testimony, however in our context, I can report you for changing the meaning of my comment in your quote. 

Also, if I see you one more time asking another member to unblock you, I will report you via email to chess.com support. 

Oh, My. Are we arguing?

I will give you guys an even BIGGER!

One year of GOLD for the game

WHAT? You can do almost anything with the 1000th game! Did you ever hear about the emotional fun called BRAGGING?