I challenge Doggy_Style to a duel

I demand satisfaction!

Satisfaction can be a good thing.

Doggy has nothing to do...

he can choose the weapon he will die to

Cono... i know this word! :)

Doggy's pretty quick on the draw.

The coward Doggy, does not show up

doggy don't be a coward and talk now or shut up forever!

a fight to the death with their pork swords

That's what she said!

What troubles you, Pedro?

I can see it now:  Pdela strolls into town with his spurs janglin' and his sidearms shining.  Stands, menacingly, in the middle of the dusty road at the appointed hour.  A rifle shot is heard and Pdela goes down.

I'm not above sniping!

Doggy is a coward!

Explain yourself, scurrilous blackguard!

He doesn't want to face me neither Moe's!

Face you? how is that even possible? I'm here, based in reality, whilst you are high-as-a-kite, floating around in cloud-cuckoo land.

Get a grip of yourself.

(Yeah... not like that)

stop your abuse

State the nature of your gripe, or stop wasting my time.