I have arrived.
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Brakworst? Whatever that may be, I shall make sure to apply that technique!
Tip: don't spam the forum
Come on now, I didn't spam it. A reasonable question from someone who is bad at chess, such as myself.
Just post specific questions rather than say "I'm here! Help me!"
Who is Cthulhu?
Hard to do when you're as bad as me. There aren't really any specific faults in my strategy, rather my whole strategy is bad and I don't know how to improve it.
Cthulhu is a mythical sea-giant with the head of an octopus and the figure of a man. From HP Lovecraft, I think.
Focus on one thing at a time. Also use the lessons on this app. They are very good
Can this octopus play chess?
Who knows? Probably.
Then he is welcome on this app
I taught him, so don't get your hopes up.
Feb 11, 2017
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I'll give you a free tip - Don't write such a positive spiel on your profile. 
Hello! Hello! I am here, Ich bin hier.
So... That's my introduction then. Would anyone be so very kind to a bad player such as myself, and give me a few free tips? Just a few, please. Nothing more. If not... Cthulhu will come.
Ayy.