I helped someone out MMM (Make me mod)

As an adored helpful member of this website who helped someone out here

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/beta-11?page=1

I need to be mod now that david has been sacked and needs replacing. I promise to use the mute button fairly* so MMM

Helping people is its own reward. Surely you know that.

Which is why I should be moderator so I can m̶u̶t̶e̶ help more people 

Well maybe you should wait to ask until you have been a member for a full week.

Or a full year, since that is one of the requirements to become a moderator.

But I could have died of coronavirus by then and God mightn’t let me into heaven because I didn’t help enough people by being mod on chess.com

so could we fast track it?

My guess is that people asking to be mods, rarely get chosen. But I'll guarantee there is no fast tracking

Lucky I was demanding not asking then

People demanding probably never become mods

Don’t talk about Martin like that!

the worst.  simply the worst.