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It was my first Day in France. It was March 13 2013
I can
I defy every scientific law that has been made. Except for being matter
My fur comes from point singularity, a balloon filled with air is denser than me, and my fur is industructible to any know elelment and any element that hast been discovered.
Oct 27, 2020
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#13
I'm fake. I'm not a human. I'm a clockwork chess bot from ancient time.
I once ate antimatter actually
I'm fake too, I'm not Magnus Carlsen...
I am Nakamura
I was sent to the president. He sent me to the ambassador of France in Russia. And when I reached Russia I was an average rooster until one day there was a secret mission it was a plot to kill a top Russian official. I was used as a messenger because Russia government had access to every phone line and cell tower but In my opinion it was honestly a REALLY really STUPID idea. Just get some guy to retrieve the letter and go on a plane.
Woollysock wrote:
Someone call for a Doctor ! .......the OP is definitely in need ,duh 😤
Go and get a police man he needs a breathalyzer based on the way he is behaving and how he has been zigzagging between lanes.
Oct 27, 2020
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#19
defenderpug wrote:
I once ate antimatter actually
And part of you exploded into pure energy. Talk about explosive, um.... excrement?
My gender, my name were fake and i faked my death. I changed my name because the original one was fake. I said I was a hen (female) but I am a male (rooster). So call me the rooster cuz I am a rooster not a hen. It was 7 years ago It started in my hometown of Toulouse, France...