If you weren't a chess player, what would you be?

Thanks!  You guys should do one with a  pirate and a grasshopper. :)

a lousy stand-up comedian

With gas powered sneakers?

Oh yes, the dilemma (which is a real pickle) of course is who to give them to the grasshopper or the pirate (more then one pair is overkill).

True, maybe they could live together (not in that way), and share the sneakers, and have whomever goes out,wear them.  So many possibilities.

I'd be a bodybuilder. I mean I am already but I'd go pro. Are you aware that bodybuilding is like Fight Club? I was on a plane once, sitting in my seat at the back. I looked up and saw a guy get on..big guy. I knew he lifted. I knew he ate oatmeal and egg whites for breakfast. He looked at me. He knew I lifted. He knew I had a protein shake before bed. We didn't say one word ('cause he was at the front and I was in the back), but I knew..and he knew. Now that's some cool, Fight Club type s**t.

Anyway, bodybuilding is the best thing since sliced bread..whole grain bread that is. Oh yeah.

Hope we aren't over complicating things untalkative bunny likes to keep things simple - one of their strengths.  Must be a way to tell a simple story about a bunny, pirate, grasshopper and gas powered sneakers!  

They did it with the psychiatrist:

Wait I changed my mind, I would invent the gas powered sneakers and then become a professional hop scotch skipper.  Yeah that's it!

And enter a 24 hour scotch hop skip contest with your body building half sister?

(:off to watch The Edge of Love with Matthew Rhys:)

141.Bumble Bee with experience...
      Blunder Bob the bumblebee...
      better than,      Bob Cat:  

Sorry luv, it's not in your genes and, I know factory worker is out...  How about playboy.

That's fine for you but some people like a woman who can ruff them up a bit - tenderly of course.  

Run into any trouble finding an agent my ex knows a good one,  she handled John Hannah all the Pee Wee Herman's as well as Ed Harris....  As you may of guessed, she's a little obsessive and only handles people last name starting with H but you guys can change your name to HinerKleiner, she could have your skip scotch act opening for Bjork, she's that good.

Does have a certain ring....  Still.  Think it needs a little work if you are going for the Big Time.

Ok.  You asked for it.

               Poof

What? looks like you to me.  And I hate to say this cause you look so dapper and all but I already miss the old you. :(

This is what fame does to people! ^

Is that what you want Da HUBESTER?

I don't understand what you mean by "chess player", I am not a professional chess player nor do I play chess to a serious level, (my rating echoes my position lol), the reasons to why I play chess can be found in my blog http://blog.chess.com/kiwi_overtherainbow/why-i-love-and-hate-chess, chess.com is simply in my opinion the best online platform to play chess. 

I am currently studying at university, so I suppose I will continue with that lol 

Well I got to say...heck yes sign me up, between her and Blork let those good times roll!  But first it would help to know if your ex can get free cable?