The Anti-King, moves like a king but you lose the game automatically if you defend it
Invent the new worst/most useless chess piece ever!
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The pawn that only moves backwards.
The dud. You can only legally use this piece on the Fourth of July, and when you try to move it, it does not move, and when you try to light it on fire, it does not burn.
Die! Well don't die, but no dice.
May 18, 2017
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#406
The Democratically-elected despotic
chess piece who loses quickly and whines he is being treated unfairly.
May 18, 2017
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#407
The Phenelomorphin. Nobody understands what it does or even how to spell its name correctly.
May 18, 2017
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#408
the spiderpus. it's got the body of a spider and the head of an octupus and is too big to get on a tournament board.
imsighked2 wrote:
The Democratically-elected despotic chess piece who loses quickly and whines he is being treated unfairly.
The imsighked2
When placed, it doesn't do anything except push its political opinions and annoy everyone else
May 20, 2017
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#410
Enderman1323 wrote:
imsighked2 wrote:
The Democratically-elected despotic chess piece who loses quickly and whines he is being treated unfairly.
The imsighked2
When placed, it doesn't do anything except push its political opinions and annoy everyone else
I'm going to enjoy his resignation/impeachment.
The 'Mangy Mare!' Both Black and White secretly choose one of their horses (knights) to be 'The Mare' and this piece can kill as many of the enemy in a row in one turn as long as there is a piece in line to capture or check the King. After its run, the 'Mare' is exhausted and keels over in the pasture and is removed from the board. 
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May 25, 2017
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#412
imsighked2 wrote:
The Democratically-elected despotic chess piece who loses quickly and whines he is being treated unfairly.
ROFLMAO! Use another pawn and put Putin's head on it. Behind his head is a chess program that assesses the position and gives you the best move!
Yeah, that's right, it's called cheating, just what the Russians are good at! Cheating the system! They are clearly too dumb to do anything the right way, so let's just cheat!
The Prince (from Niccolo Machiavelli) - He has same power as the Queen. But he will change his color from Black to White or from White to Black, if put in a place where opponent is attacking him more than twice. So, like any price in Machiavellian fashion, he will change sides to protect himself. He can only do this once, otherwise it will be difficult to play where he is in a spot where both are attacking more than twice.
The Hillary Clinton, she rigs the entire game and fights against her own side also
knig22 wrote:
The shapeshifter: moves like a random other piece, decided by a dice.
I actually like that!
King destroyer-sounds really good? Well every time you move your king(include castling) it captures 3x3 square around your king!(not itself) but it doesn't effect the ooponents pieces!
Queen giver-gives your opponent a free queen
The wall: A piece that cannot be taken, and it will be placed in the most obnoxious spot for you.
May 29, 2017
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#418
A game loser It loses the game on the first move, because it is immortal, it automatically teleports and captures the pawn in front of its own king, and checkmates the king if its next to it.
incorrectname wrote:
The square: gets trampled by other pieces and stays at its place. There are 64
the Mauve26
quotes every move you and your opponent make, the number of Mauve26s depends on the average rating of the players. The higher the rating is, the more Mauve26s there are. When a Mauve26 quotes the moves, it whispers. If there are more Mauve26s, they start to become louder. The Mauve26 looks like a mushroom and is anywhere at the side of the board.
The chicken. it crosses the board but no one knows why.😽