for the mm thing, one of my blue mm won
Invent the new worst/most useless chess piece ever!
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Nov 26, 2017
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#643
darthion wrote:
Every move has a 2 out of 64% chance that you might lose on the spot.
I'm now trying to calculate the probability of a game ending due to the blind queen eating the king. Does it start on the board or does it only appear after whites first move?
It also means there's a 1 in 64 chance black wins after whites first move, black wins despite not doing anything 
Nov 27, 2017
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#644
Yeah I get that. Which means that there's a 62 out of 64 chance of the game not ending. Which means it'll take only 22 moves before it becomes more than 50 percent likely the game ends. 
Assuming I've interpreted correctly.
Nov 27, 2017
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#645
Imagine a situation where you're losing badly, you only have a king and the enemy has two Queens and a king but then they lose to the blind queen
Nov 27, 2017
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#646
The shield
Must be captured 5 times before it is removed but can not move or capture.
The sniper
Can capture any piece in any direction like a queen, but not if the piece is obstructed by another. Cannot move and can be captured like a regular piece. May be bribed and used by the opposition.
The sexy pawn
Acts like a regular pawn, but is so good looking you get distracted by it and lose on time.
The Mangy Mare. Once out in the 'pasture,' (rows 4 or 5), must be led back to the barn (home square) by an enemy pawn in the next series of moves whereupon the King farmer shoots the pawn and it is removed from the board. The nearest enemy pawn must accompany the Mare by sharing the same square on the way back to the barn. Only one knight per side can be designated as the Mangy Mare.
Nov 28, 2017
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#648
The clock. If this runs to zero, you lose regardless of the position!
If you promote to a queen you lose all your pieces except the king and the queen(s)
Nov 28, 2017
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#650
I think this has all ready been invented and named. The worst and most useless one in chess is also the most annoying -- the Kibitzer.
Nov 28, 2017
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#651
Nilocra_the_White wrote:
I think this has all ready been invented and named. The worst and most useless one in chess is also the most annoying -- the Kibitzer.
What does it do?
Nov 28, 2017
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#652
The Kibitzer sits beside the chessboard and comments on the game -- this is called kibitzing.
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an idiot
mjharris77 wrote:
darthion wrote:
The blind queen—moves to a random square each move, cannot be moved or captured, instantly annihilates any piece it moves on, and it is on neither side.
What if it moveseems to the king square? Is it checkmate?
Insta-death.
Well that'd be interesting
I meant it to Darthion
the sucker. before you move your pieces are sucked up and they take you too. RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The kamikaze. It moves only one square ahead, but is only allowed to move when capture an opponent piece.
DO WHAT???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The blind queen—moves to a random square each move, cannot be moved or captured, instantly annihilates any piece it moves on, and it is on neither side.
What if it moveseems to the king square? Is it checkmate?
Insta-death.
Well that'd be interesting