JackRoach's former bio and goodbye speech.

1. It's pretty funny how only a month- a few months there have been major events, or at least noticed events on chess.com

Like, A. Colby-Covington. I wasn't here for that. 

B. Jason Repa, was here for that. Took a second-ish row seat near the end of it.

C. Itude's closing. Also took a first row seat, as I was the messanger.

D. Pedestrian/Cyclist revolution. Was on the podium along with 25GSchatz22 who I dragged along with me there lol.

2. My JackRoach account was all a social experiment. I wanted to see if I could socialize, and I did. I wanted to see how I would socialize on the internet, now I know. I wanted to see how much attention I could get and how many people could actually care about me. I was right up there with all the major forumers, with barely 10,000 points! I'm proud of myself honestly, and this probably sounds very egotistical. But I just want to say that all.

Nope. I spedran the forums. 

Yes. In real life, I cared for nothing socially. It doesn't help you much unless you need to be social, and I have a group of friends IRL where I can. But at school? Blegh. Pointless. 

     Instead I just watch people and observe them, learning who they were and learning a lot about society, at least middle school society. I just watch and learn where to not go wrong, what to do, and how to handle situations. I learned quite a lot, but now that I think about it, I think honestly I would've gotten all the knowledge of watching in 3 year, in 1 year of just being social. 

True. 

But I don't like to socialize with idiots, so I pick my friends wisely. 

Anyone who has read everything I've written on this thread, honestly deserves a t-shirt or a cheap yoyo.

I wouldn't say dull, so much as raw.

Unlike my refined personality.

I understand, though, this isn't what people want to hear from me. They wanna hear jokes, new ideas, and my classic humor while throwing words like, "nonsensical," and, "meandering," and, "meddlesome," around, while boasting my knowledge in a funny but slightly egotistical way. 

But that's not the real me. This is. Sorry to disappoint everyone.

Apologies to everyone, again.

Hopefully others also decide to shed their personalites and expose themselves, but obviously we're all slaves to society. 

Well, I'm not putting this in a blog. No one would read it, because they'd have no idea it's me.

This doesn't go into a novel, because it would take a ton of time and money to publish it.

This doesn't go on a website, because no one would read it.

This goes on a forum because that way I can expose myself the right way, and the most efficient way.

I thought the word inane was copyrighted by bunyip 🤔

Let me get this straight. You closed your account and opened one the same day, I’m guessing within mere minutes of closing the other because...

”My summer is actually pretty busy. Family reunions, part time jobs, etc. 
I’d gotten into the ideas club, and found too many idiots. I’m losing faith in humanity, and I will never rejoin that club.
It’s pointless. I should write my book or at least do something productive, rather than refresh in hopes of getting new notifs.
I’m done. I started foruming a little over 6 months ago, and I’ve proved to myself that I can be sociable online, and be mostly myself. Whereas in the real world, my moods constantly change, and I have different outlooks every day, which no one likes. In the real world, or at least at my dumb school, everyone expects you to be mostly the same day-by-day. But I honestly don’t like to follow the rules of society, and I’ve figured out long ago that it’s better to not be an idiot, than to try to gain popularity points that never actually gain you anything, except friends. ”

How does it make sense to close your account for all these reasons only to make another. To me it seems like you want attention. That and the fact that you make a thread, essentially, kissing up to yourself. I will never understand teens these days.

wow. this thread is already attracting trolls

Instantly, in your first sentence, any hope that you read my goodbye speech goes out the window. Try again, and form an actual valid argument this time.

Mmh, trolls? Nah. I don't think the underside of a bridge would provide any nice internet service 😵

Wow. This thread is already attracting 2 year olds. I am not trolling. This is how I see it

At JackRoach, I did not read your goodbye speech for the sole reason that you are still here. Why say goodbye when this is only hello?

I’m a teen and I still don’t understand teens

bring the popcorn and some cheese