Member of the Year

Bill wall:- and she meant Google looking, not good looking - a typo). 

I never make typo's Bill,

"I never make typo's Bill"

me niether.

"I've been lax lately, just getting back from Fischer's funeral."

Please write an article about that.

 This is what an IPhone will do to your brain!!!!

iHey, iyou ileave imy iPhone ialone. iIt's inot idoing ianything ito imy ibrain. iYou're ijust ijealous. iYou ihave ienvy. ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

By the way, I wish I had gone to Fischer's funeral. 

So why haven't you?

 Oddly enough, yes. It is. And thank you for asking. No one asks if the squash is getting wet, and that's very important. It rained for about 4 days here last week, so soggy squash is a problem in southern Louisiana. However, I hate squash, so I don't really care. Now if you meant is it getting soggy from being so old, absolutely not. Our squash is remarkable that way.

It seems as if bill doesn't want the award. Shameful. However, I believe I'm leaning way way way towards giving this to Queenie. Just because I think she's awesome. And since I make up the board of the CHESS.COM MEMBER OF THE YEAR COMMITTEE in full, I do what I want. I'm like that itch that you can't scratch. Like the Energizer bunny. Can you lasso the moon? NO! Such is...me. But enough about me. Queenie...you may be the one. You may be the one.

Woweeeeeee, Hurray, Hip, Hip, Hurray, Fandabidosy, marvelous, wonderful, just say the word, and I will bow before you a Winner be I ever so humble. (I may even knight you so ye will become  Sir Stacey, but titter ye not I will not bride ye afore I win. Let me know soon, I's getting very impatient, and the squash is getting wetter by the minuet

awww. stacey bearden.. what a nice name..

and did I mention I love squash! :P. 

I hereby proclaim, for the last time and the official time, that Queenie is the CHESS.COM MEMBER OF THE YEAR...because I can.

That is all.