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ArgoNavis

Some days ago, I received this unexpected, yet irritating trophy:

To some of you, it might seem an innocent message to celebrate that the Earth and the Sun were more or less in the same positions as when I created this account.

But you couldn't be more wrong.

This trophy actually carries several messages, which only an expert like me can decipher:

-You have wasted an important part of a year of your life in a chess website.

-You are one year nearer to death.

-It encourages you to buy a membership. Here's why:

Congrats on being a long-time member! Thanks for spending a whole year on Chess.com - we appreciate your support!


The trophy comes with this text, which mentions my support. What does that mean?

If I had a paid membership, it's obvious-they would want me to keep paying.

But that's not the case. To free members, the message is trying to make you feel bad for not paying. They are thanking you for doing nothing, the most common reaction would be "oh, they really shouldn't be doing this. Let's try a gold membership, they've been so kind". It's subliminal advertisement what we have here.

ArgoNavis

Actually I don't care at all about the first and the third messages. I am constantly wasting my time here or somewhere else, and I am inmune to advertisement. What really worries me is the second one:

You are one year nearer to death


There are children in this site, aren't there? Isn't this like... too dark for them?

There are also old guys here. Many. They complain a lot. How is it possible that they haven't realized what chess.com is doing here? Would you really go and tell that to a 70-year old man? Isn't this extremely impolite and disrespectful? Or am I drawing ridiculous conclusions as usual?

ArgoNavis

This confirms people hate Latin.

macer75
kingofshedinjas wrote:

This confirms people hate Latin.

People can be so racist sometimes. Just because they can't speak the language of the Latin American people doesn't mean they have to hate it!

Pulpofeira

Pinza fugit, tío, pinza fugit.

Bilbo21

It's a good idea to create your account on your wedding anniversary.  That way the trophy will remind you not to forget, as you surely have if you are on chess.com on your anniversary 

Bilbo21

You are correct about their propaganda kingofshedinjas.  Keep up with the exposures.

batgirl

 You think you got problems?

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Pulpofeira
Bilbo21 escribió:

It's a good idea to create your account on your wedding anniversary.  That way the trophy will remind you not to forget, as you surely have if you are on chess.com on your anniversary 

I did on my wife's birthday, not bad either.

Eseles
batgirl wrote:

 You think you got problems?

 

omg - you're doomed :-O

Pulpofeira
batgirl escribió:

 You think you got problems?

 

Eseles
Pulpofeira wrote:
batgirl escribió:

 You think you got problems?

 

 

Socrates drank the conium... and you think you've got problems? :-O 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socrates_Drank_the_Conium 

Pulpofeira

I bet IM pfren was part of that band in his young days.

Eseles

Ave Caesar! Morituri te salutant!

Eseles
Pulpofeira wrote:

I bet IM pfren was part of that band in his young days.

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Well, actually he was in another band, "Aphrodite's Child", but he was using an alias, "Demis Roussos" 

 

General-TsoTso

congrats on the trophy man!

Crazychessplaya

Oh, the suffering...!

 

ArgoNavis
Bilbo21 wrote:

You are correct about their propaganda kingofshedinjas.  Keep up with the exposures.

Someone has to do it, although it has its risks.

shcherbak

Eseles
kingofshedinjas wrote:
Bilbo21 wrote:

You are correct about their propaganda kingofshedinjas.  Keep up with the exposures.

Someone has to do it, although it has its risks.

On behalf of all the posters here, past, present, and future, I thank you for sacrificing your self for the greater benefit in such valiant way, like the brave Knight sacrifices his life for his King!