Damn, I've got to get a membership so I don't have to see these ads...intellectual chessist? Sounds like Jethro Clampett trying to impress his kin folk, lol.
Our Chess Club: The Intellectual Chessists Society

Damn, I've got to get a membership so I don't have to see these ads...intellectual chessist? Sounds like Jethro Clampett trying to impress his kin folk, lol.
Don't be so pessimistic Bonsai. You'll get more out of life. I forgive you for all the abuse you've directed towards me and my contemporaries.

Chessists is not a word, and it sounds bad. You wouldn't want a society called "The International Sexist Society" now would you? Sounds arrogant, and intellectual makes it sound even worse.

Yes, you should join Bonsai. You never know. You might find out you actually enjoy chess.

Chessists is not a word, and it sounds bad. You wouldn't want a society called "The International Sexist Society" now would you? Sounds arrogant, and intellectual makes it sound even worse.

It's a bit archaic but we like it that way.
Not only are we chessists, we are intellectual chessists.

http://en.chessbase.com/post/edward-winter-s-che-explorations-12-
Section 3. Chessist:
‘A Boston paper calls an editor a “writist”, a New Hampshire paper speaks of a “hair cuttist” and a Pennsylvania paper styles Paul Morphy as “a chessist”’. Brooklyn Eagle, 5 October 1868, page 1.

http://en.chessbase.com/post/edward-winter-s-che-explorations-12-
Section 3. Chessist:
‘A Boston paper calls an editor a “writist”, a New Hampshire paper speaks of a “hair cuttist” and a Pennsylvania paper styles Paul Morphy as “a chessist”’. Brooklyn Eagle, 5 October 1868, page 1.
Thank you.

It's a bit archaic but we like it that way.
Not only are we chessists, we are intellectual chessists.
Hear Hear.

Yes, you should join Bonsai. You never know. You might find out you actually enjoy chess.
Hey Einstein, you think I come to chess.com and put up with little crybabies because I like cooking?
wait. they teach cooking here?

Yes, you should join Bonsai. You never know. You might find out you actually enjoy chess.
Hey Einstein, you think I come to chess.com and put up with little crybabies because I like cooking?
wait. they teach cooking here?
Max the invitation is still open for you. Would appreciate your membership.

all the way to the top dudes! Thanks vlad for doing this for us all.
It's all for the good of the sport.

hi vlad, i would have like to join but as i mentioned i'm not too good in clubs & i'm not an intellectual. thinking makes my tiny furry head hurt.

hi vlad, i would have like to join but as i mentioned i'm not too good in clubs & i'm not an intellectual. thinking makes my tiny furry head hurt.
You are an intellectual. Your rejection of membership is unfortunate but respected. All the best.
Greetings everybody,
I write today to inform all my fans that I am putting my chess writing career on the back burner to promote our chess club, The Intellectual Chessists Society. I understand that the absence of my writings will be considered as a great blow to the Chess.com community, and chess philosophy as a whole. However, I truly believe that I can have a greater influence on the Chess world through this Chess club. I encourage you all to join the club, together we can grow and help popularize the sport of Chess. It is our goal to become the largest chess club on Chess.com. I'm seeking active members who will help promote our club and philosophy. Thank you.
The link to the club:
https://www.chess.com/club/intellectual-chessists-society