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AWARDCHESS

Stay tuned, tunes!..

The Game is ahead! 


Rael
Alander97 wrote: I'm getting off for a sec,be right back.

 Ohhh thank God you let us know. I got scared there for a bit.


Alander97
Rael wrote: Alander97 wrote: I'm getting off for a sec,be right back.

 Ohhh thank God you let us know. I got scared there for a bit

Rael,your a real tough computer guy.But at eye to eye level I bet fall on your knees and cry.
killGoose
Alander97 wrote: Rael wrote: Alander97 wrote: I'm getting off for a sec,be right back.

 Ohhh thank God you let us know. I got scared there for a bit

Rael,your a real tough computer guy.But at eye to eye level I bet fall on your knees and cry.

 I want to reassure that he DOES fall on his knees and cry...but only after he has outwitted so many people that they commit suicide as the only proper reply. 

"And Rael wept."  


Evil_Homer
Alander97 wrote: Rael wrote: Alander97 wrote: I'm getting off for a sec,be right back.

 Ohhh thank God you let us know. I got scared there for a bit

Rael,your a real tough computer guy.But at eye to eye level I bet fall on your knees and cry.

Is that you in your avatar Alander?


Alander97
No,its my favorite band:three days grace.
Evil_Homer
Alander97 wrote: No,its my favorite band:three days grace.

Wow, you must be really a devout catholic! Most people here just do it for a minute or so. :-)


Alander97
thanks
Evil_Homer
killGoose wrote:

 

Awardchess is the victor. I surrender this thread hereby!

And I now go off with the eternal anxiety of knowing that the admins are able to read each and every private word from our messages.

Good night to all, and to all,
a good night! 


Mass Voyeurism?

But honestly, I reckon they have better things to do than trawl through some of the completely random things that pop up here in the Chess.com community .

 


Rabid_Dog
Remember!  Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean that they are not out to get you!
emiab
really funny thread this one :P
Aristokatt

Grill Goose wrote

BUT FOR YOU YOU CAN PAY ME IN PIES.  

/plants secret trap for erik.

Youmiau aremiau rightmiau. Wemiau mustmiau learnmiau themiau secretmiau ofmiau themiau kittensmiau.   


 Is this the recipe for teramitsu?


transpositions

 

      Patient says to his psychiatrist, "listen doc' do you think I'm paranoid or is it just me?    Tongue out 

 


AWARDCHESS
yES, Wee are!?
AWARDCHESS
I admitted, that our last midnight chess game with KillGoose was real paranoid chess activity!...
killGoose
Evil_Homer wrote:

Mass Voyeurism?

But honestly, I reckon they have better things to do than trawl through some of the completely random things that pop up here in the Chess.com community .

 


 Let's put it this way.

If I was in control, I would SO randomly read other people's messages! The proof is in the pudding! Read about the Standford Prison Experiment

 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.


Rael

So is this your oh so subtle way of confessing to the chess.com community that if given authority you'd lock us up in cells and abuse us?

/crosses fingers 


killGoose
Rael wrote:

So is this your oh so subtle way of confessing to the chess.com community that if given authority you'd lock us up in cells and abuse us?

/crosses fingers 


 No, just you, but you wouldn't like it.

/brings in 300 pound body building jail keep.  


AWARDCHESS
No ban, no jail!