For the last time, I am not a vampire.
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For the last time, I am not a vampire.
What about the other times and that dental prothesis of yours you keep hidding until the critical moment comes?
I just have one question. What times, what dental prosthesis and what critical moment?

i like female vampires, but even though magnetta sadly is not one, she still has to go down as one of the sites best, so please give it up for ..... drum roll ..... magnetta!!

smh I'm nobody's best friend :/
what? i did nominate you, i mean not exactly nominate but i did say your name

The Martians are taking over the planet. CALL THE EARTHLINGS ARE CRUSH THESE WEIRDOS
(there's like an old saying that everyone who is weird or cannot relate to people is like from mars, so yeah. [Okay fine I kinda made it up seven seconds ago])

That is lovely. Do read Edgar Allan Poe's poems, he writes pretty deep stuff. You might like it

Its owner is quite happy though.
Full of joy like a vivid rainbow,
I watch her laugh. I cry hello.
She gives her Vampires a shake,
And laughs until her belly aches.
The only other sound's the break,
Of distant waves and marshians awake.
The Vampires are Sweet, intelligent and deep,
But she has promises to keep,
After cake and lots of sleep.
Sweet dreams come to her Jeep.
She rises from her gentle bed,
With thoughts of marshians in her head,
She eats her jam with lots of bread.
Ready for the day ahead.
Oh Magnetta oh Magnetta sweet as a Cookie
I’m jealous of how you are so lucky
I know don’t know if you would agree
But this is from your marshian friend free........
last time i checked this wasnt a romacne novel but i guess im wrong rol
Its more of a descriptive poem, a bit vague and a bit lively. I cant think of any other genre for it.

That is lovely. Do read Edgar Allan Poe's poems, he writes pretty deep stuff. You might like it
I'm a huge fan of Edgar Allan Poe. Especially, I love the character C. Auguste Dupin. Believe it or not, the first detective story I read was the stories of C. Auguste Dupin. I read Sherlock Holmes after that.
In fact, Edagar Allan Poe's detective stories where C. Auguste Dupin is the detective, are the first detective stories in history and Sherlock Holmes was inspired from it.

That is lovely. Do read Edgar Allan Poe's poems, he writes pretty deep stuff. You might like it
I'm a huge fan of Edgar Allan Poe. Especially, I love the character C. Auguste Dupin. Believe it or not, the first detective story I read was the stories of C. Auguste Dupin. I read Sherlock Holmes after that.
In fact, Edagar Allan Poe's detective stories where C. Auguste Dupin is the detective, are the first detective stories in history and Sherlock Holmes was inspired from it.
I love C. Auguste Dupin too! And I've always loved Edgar Allan's works and I loved his poem "Dream-Land". It was a lovely piece. I've also known his works since a very long time from when I was pretty young.
Sherlock Homes was an amazing detective series too actually. Really liked both of them, cant chose lol
wow i just read like half of the posts of this thread, and this is honestly so awkward and weird. oh and wow, definitely wow