maybe prizes and stuff...
So Many New Features Coming Soon!!

What is a "desktop client"? I have an image of a small tethered monkey dancing around on my keyboard.

new look to the site?
more/less restrictions to access for premium members?
ability to give custom trophies easily?
have all the editing capability in forum topics that are in news bulletin posts?
better board editor?
better chess analyzer?
more chess.com TV channels?
full profile editing for group advertising?
better search engine with less "junk links"?
better iphone chess.com app?
partner chess?
new computer player?
better chess.com toolbar?
better chess.com email?
full editing for messages similar to news posts?
more board customization?
capturing animations?
chess.com ladder tournament?
uses for points?
at least one of these has to be right...

I'd like to see a small monkey dancing on my keyboard.
It would make as much sense as calling correspondence games "Touch Move" or whatever the term is. Turn based, churn & baste.

User selectable theme songs for the chess videos? Common - the PS3 and XBOX 360 can already do that.

abilty to swear and personally attack people without being edited or banned
i refuse to be bottom of the page dammit

i'm THE moderator. and don't listen to kohai or erik if they say i'm not. they're just teasing everyone.
Being able to actually play out the analysis of the tactics trainer problems without having to plug in the moves yourself
That would be a good one, but I doubt it.