strangest usernames/avatars on chess.com

Let's have a vote for strangest (or most creative) usernames and/or avatars on chess.com. Anyone care to nominate themselves, or anyone else? I will be forming a committee with The_Hairy_Gorilla and others to select and award trophies for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place in the username category as well as the avatar category.

I like this guy's avatar and username:

https://www.chess.com/members/view/GAWGAW

Don't step on 'em, you'll blow up.

I nominate myself for the avatar category.

Me.

I typically remember 10 pin numbers in my head.....

I have an idea for 1st place 100 trophies.2nd place 50 trophies.3rd place 25 trophies.

where else would you remember them?

ponnupazoozu

oinquarki should be what, 22 now?

he was so well read ...

Thanks all - looks like we have some strong contenders already. I'll go through these tomorrow and get together a judging committee to give some feedback on their favorites.

fun times ...

coolest photo i've ever seen or never seen or unseen or obscene or whatever ....

can i nominate myself?

heres my pic

not even

yep

joined and left same day

NM JeremijaLesina

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