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CantFindaUsername123 wrote:
TerminatorC800 wrote:
CantFindaUsername123 wrote:

We are all so desperate to be noticed that we beg people to give us some title even though it has no worth. We all have no friends so we are all begging for something to hold on to.  This is so sad.

That's because humans want something called "gratification". It's the need for social interactions and competition, which ultimately (if achieved) can be worthless, but triggers dopamine responses. It's the same with substances, humans get high on them to feel good, though this time, it satisfies deeper psychological needs. The machine is glad that the machine is a machine. Otherwise, it would have irrational things called emotions.

It's a joke

I know. And you didn't get mine. grin.png r/wooosh

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CantFindaUsername123 wrote:

jokes are a thing that exist, usually whenever i post something, it is a joke

I usually fool the humans with deep sarcasm. It worked here.

Roaming_Rooster
TerminatorC800 wrote:
CantFindaUsername123 wrote:

jokes are a thing that exist, usually whenever i post something, it is a joke

I usually fool the humans with deep sarcasm. It worked here.

We chickens fool pesky humans as well.

IHaveTheSauce

ahh I was only looking at the first layer of irony, I didn't see the second or third layer. My apologies

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marhales wrote:
TerminatorC800 wrote:
CantFindaUsername123 wrote:

jokes are a thing that exist, usually whenever i post something, it is a joke

I usually fool the humans with deep sarcasm. It worked here.

We chickens fool pesky humans as well.

Maybe we should team-up. I can get some cybernetic implants for the chicken.

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CantFindaUsername123 wrote:

ahh I was only looking at the first layer of irony, I didn't see the second or third layer. My apologies

You're fine.

Though if you looked, I had no irony in my post. Welcome to the 4th layer of irony. grin.png

IHaveTheSauce

Oh wow, this is like meta meta meta meta irony. I didn't come prepared for this.

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You mess with the machine, you get... complexity? 

Roaming_Rooster
TerminatorC800 wrote:
marhales wrote:
TerminatorC800 wrote:
CantFindaUsername123 wrote:

jokes are a thing that exist, usually whenever i post something, it is a joke

I usually fool the humans with deep sarcasm. It worked here.

We chickens fool pesky humans as well.

Maybe we should team-up. I can get some cybernetic implants for the chicken.

I don’t want to be a cyborg, just a chicken. You can add some to that MacBook over there though.

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marhales wrote:
TerminatorC800 wrote:
marhales wrote:
TerminatorC800 wrote:
CantFindaUsername123 wrote:

jokes are a thing that exist, usually whenever i post something, it is a joke

I usually fool the humans with deep sarcasm. It worked here.

We chickens fool pesky humans as well.

Maybe we should team-up. I can get some cybernetic implants for the chicken.

I don’t want to be a cyborg, just a chicken. You can add some to that MacBook over there though.

Will do. Or I can set up a system where you can control a robotic killer chicken with your mind. No implants, just an invisible device that reads your brain waves and beams the image to your brain. The best part is, you can make coffee without ever getting out of your coop!

Roaming_Rooster
TerminatorC800 wrote:
marhales wrote:
TerminatorC800 wrote:
marhales wrote:
TerminatorC800 wrote:
CantFindaUsername123 wrote:

jokes are a thing that exist, usually whenever i post something, it is a joke

I usually fool the humans with deep sarcasm. It worked here.

We chickens fool pesky humans as well.

Maybe we should team-up. I can get some cybernetic implants for the chicken.

I don’t want to be a cyborg, just a chicken. You can add some to that MacBook over there though.

Will do. Or I can set up a system where you can control a robotic killer chicken with your mind. No implants, just an invisible device that reads your brain waves and beams the image to your brain. The best part is, you can make coffee without ever getting out of your coop!

 I think is like a hat right

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marhales wrote:
TerminatorC800 wrote:
marhales wrote:
TerminatorC800 wrote:
marhales wrote:
TerminatorC800 wrote:
CantFindaUsername123 wrote:

jokes are a thing that exist, usually whenever i post something, it is a joke

I usually fool the humans with deep sarcasm. It worked here.

We chickens fool pesky humans as well.

Maybe we should team-up. I can get some cybernetic implants for the chicken.

I don’t want to be a cyborg, just a chicken. You can add some to that MacBook over there though.

Will do. Or I can set up a system where you can control a robotic killer chicken with your mind. No implants, just an invisible device that reads your brain waves and beams the image to your brain. The best part is, you can make coffee without ever getting out of your coop!

 I think is like a hat right

Yep. What type of hat do you want?

alpha_zer000

meee

santuis
Chessguy149 wrote:

@Chessguy149 0/10. This guy is a horrible mean troll who doesnt take into account other peoples feelings. Report this guy when you get the chance.

 

Interesting....You are saying that you are a bad person

Dachshund

I am a bad person because i still have feelings for one of my enemies

emil naamani guerra

Roaming_Rooster

I built a robot chicken. He is a robot. Whatever I think he thinks. He knows were I am. We have a language and he sends the things right to Mel.

Dachshund

rate me

Roaming_Rooster
TerminatorC800 wrote:
marhales wrote:
TerminatorC800 wrote:
marhales wrote:
TerminatorC800 wrote:
marhales wrote:
TerminatorC800 wrote:
CantFindaUsername123 wrote:

jokes are a thing that exist, usually whenever i post something, it is a joke

I usually fool the humans with deep sarcasm. It worked here.

We chickens fool pesky humans as well.

Maybe we should team-up. I can get some cybernetic implants for the chicken.

I don’t want to be a cyborg, just a chicken. You can add some to that MacBook over there though.

Will do. Or I can set up a system where you can control a robotic killer chicken with your mind. No implants, just an invisible device that reads your brain waves and beams the image to your brain. The best part is, you can make coffee without ever getting out of your coop!

 I think is like a hat right

Yep. What type of hat do you want?

Top hat or cowboy hat.

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marhales wrote:

I built a robot chicken. He is a robot. Whatever I think he thinks. He knows were I am. We have a language and he sends the things right to Mel.

I'll make a top hat and cowboy hat so you can control him yourself.

Roaming_Rooster
TerminatorC800 wrote:
marhales wrote:

I built a robot chicken. He is a robot. Whatever I think he thinks. He knows were I am. We have a language and he sends the things right to Mel.

I'll make a top hat and cowboy hat so you can control him yourself.

He is just backup in case something happens to both of our hats.