I don't know what all this talk about kidney stones is all about (except inane stupidity and idleness), but I've already had my share of kidney stones and gall stones...and serious surgery in both cases. No...no...this is something for you young uns to face.
But, I do have some other serious health issues related to old age, including the big C. Now, I suppose you imbeciles do actually have something to mock me with. Have a good laugh. Commie bastards!
Hey, cheer up, maybe I'll even mow your lawn some time! :)
Neither of us is a Commie Bastard, as you put it so nicely, but you just seem to be one of the regular kind.
And, I will probably be dead within 5 to 10 years.
Aw, c'mon Gramps, nowadays nobody needs to die anymore from such a trivial incision like a simple kidney stone surgery, you'll be just fine!
If you have kidney stones I suggest you look into alternative medical treatment before you let the doctors butcher you up. I seem to remember that you can pass a kidney stone if you drink lemon juice mixed with olive oil, but you should check it out on the internet before you try it at home.