I hope David [that's completely inappropriate, so removed --MS] then!
A perfect example of the kind of poster that didn't like David 
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Juvenile username - check
Created within the past year - check
Narrative implies previous sockpuppets - check
Sub-1000 rating - check
Teen angst over posting "rights" - unconfirmed, but probable
Something is coming through........ I see......I see... in the near future.......John Handcock will try to post at post 118.....
what's a KGB
Kick Green Balls.
All with groin fungal infection beware
If anyone has a problem with the moderators it should be Erik They keep locking his threads... Poor guy. 
We can't even read the news around here, they keep locking HIS threads too....
If anyone has a problem with the moderators it should be Erik They keep locking his threads... Poor guy.
We can't even read the news around here, they keep locking HIS threads too....
😂
WOW!
Locking Erik's threads!?
He won't like that. Erik ALWAYS wants as much feedback as possible.
Guess it's time for more training. 
Chess.com needs to hire Rick & Marty Luganis as moderators. 
Because you stand a better chance of finding buried treasure in the money pit on Oak Island long before the moderators change their minds.
..... Look what I found on Oak Island! A thread by Erik that hasn't been locked yet. 
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/official-statement-on-live-vs-play 
Some people might not want you here...
The circle of life...
All hat, no cattle?
honest judge i call DANNY RENSCH to the stand
lawyer - mr rensch how do you plead...
danny *stressing* - IT WAS JOHNHANDWHAN HE DID IT SIR I WAS FRAMED!
I'm very sorry, I take back what I said. What I really should have said is, "No hat, no cattle either?"
Musical arguments are great, lol.
CORRECTION : JohnHandCock007 expressed a wish for David to experience warmer temperatures at a location that is slightly south of heaven.
Jamaica?