The Sorry Thread

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trysts
HessianWarrior wrote:
 

By the way where is the Bartender that should know all this crap and also should backing me up?


I'm sorry, I would back you if I knew anything about this. But, I don't. I just drink, and serve drinks for moneyEmbarassed

trysts
puppylover107 wrote:

I do NOT accept OP's apology for insulting Fischer even if it is sincere. Moreover, OP is not sincere and most likely just making a fool of everyone


sorry...

trysts
bigpoison wrote:

Another jilted lover?


Virtually.Wink

rockyriver

its funny because this is like the deppressed thread, then conquistador comes in and is like all YAY HAPPY FACE PRIZES  :D

MyCowsCanFly

Including this time...I'm sorry for always saying I'm sorry when I'm not really sorry.

trysts
MsJean wrote:

If everyone you talk to has the same opinion as yourself. Then you are talking to yourself !


How did I miss this?! Nice job, MsJean!Smile

trysts
PerfectGent wrote:
puppylover107 wrote:

I do NOT accept OP's apology for insulting Fischer even if it is sincere. Moreover, OP is not sincere and most likely just making a fool of everyone


No just you. Its not serious. Read any of this funny lady's posts and you will realise that.


Thanks, PGSmile Though, it is even funnier when the sorry thread is taken seriouslyWinkLaughing

SirVicious
MsJean wrote:

Hessy you dont need backing up....Vicious is a nice guy and tryst ought to read this soon lol

 

 

20th July 2011, 09:22pm
cut and pasted from Haywoods President thread...
by WellRead   Central Time Zone United States 

I have to say, even with half the site blocked Haywood can still draw solid numbers. Just a note - if you use a fake user ID, I will block you. If you are a bigot, racist, or profane, I will block you. And if you are a pervert or illiterate, I will block you.

Just say no,

Haywood

 

LOL.......I AM ONE OF THE CHOSEN BLOCKED MEMBERS .......

 


Vicious is a nice guy? Why did you block me then?

jac

Hahahahahaha.... 271 posts.... woe is me... I'm sorry

ozzie_c_cobblepot

I have not blocked a single user. I do my own filtering, I don't want chess.com to do my filtering for me. Anybody is free to post in threads I start.

The way I see it, if a user does something which in my opinion is worthy of being added to my block list, they likely are going to look to all other users like a bit of a [DELETED BY KOHAI].

MsJean

@ vicious

you're not blocked? I did block ilikeflags because he was a meanie to me.  Then I felt bad and took it off. So I'm sorry.

MsJean

@ Lord Nazgul ....Thats the last straw..You peasant ..You Surf...You will turn over the castle, the servants and the horses and I banish you to the mines of Moria ! you you you ORK!

Im not Sorry either

these virtual divorces are just exhausting.........

MsJean

@ lisaV...he he

ozzie_c_cobblepot

There was a tongue-in-cheek research paper which calculated the exact ratio of gin to tonic such that you would completely avoid a hangover. Unfortunately, for all you readers, the only thing I can remember is that there was not very much gin.

HessianWarrior
ozzie_c_cobblepot wrote:

There was a tongue-in-cheek research paper which calculated the exact ratio of gin to tonic such that you would completely avoid a hangover. Unfortunately, for all you readers, the only thing I can remember is that there was not very much gin.


It didn't work very good did it. Maybe too much Gin was the problem.

HessianWarrior
Karl_ wrote:
HessianWarrior wrote:
SirVicious wrote:

Well,that's fair enough. But the fact remains, that "ethanol" is still simply pure alcohol.


Yes it is, the only alcohol safe to consume. But it can't be straight Ethanol with the water content(which is safe) because of the 95/5 distillation rate. 100% Ethanol is unsafe because of the chemicals used to remove the 5% water are still in trace amounts in the Ethanol; enough to harm you.


I don't think you understood what I wrote. You are talking about denatured ethanol used by the students in labs. Yes, they do put stuff in there to make you sick if you drink it, I think it's just methanol. So it's called DENATURED ALCOHOL. But, the TEACHERS, or RESEARCH DEPARTMENTS can order PURE ETHANOL for research. Which is what my profs did.

BTW, you can make ethanol without using grain. They can synthesize it. But by law, at least in the U.S., only ethanol make from grain can be consumed for drinking purposes. Labs can use the synthesized stuff, which is more pure.

I never said you could drink pure or 190 proof ethanol. If you do, it dehydrates your throat tissues so fast your throat closes completely up and you suffocate. It just absorbs water so fast, which is why it won't stay pure once it's exposed to the air. If the air has water vapor in it.

Did you know the main reason people get hangovers is because they are dehydrated? Drinking lots of water before sleeping (or passing out) after you drink works great! I can get as drunk as I want and never get a hang over. And I rarely drink. Eating after getting drunk helps too.

Sorry for the health tip.


My Professors only had 95/5% on hand. We didn't chug it while doing the experiments. You say that you rarely drink but when you do you are an expert on avoiding the after affects. Makes me think you are an expert on drinking. Nothing wrong with that, just don't throw crap out and see if it sticks to the wall.

corrijean
HessianWarrior wrote:
You say that you rarely drink but when you do you are an expert on avoiding the after affects. Makes me think you are an expert on drinking. Nothing wrong with that, just don't throw crap out and see if it sticks to the wall.

Hessie, you said the same thing some of us were thinking. 

 

trysts
LisaV wrote:
trysts wrote:
PerfectGent wrote:
puppylover107 wrote:

I do NOT accept OP's apology for insulting Fischer even if it is sincere. Moreover, OP is not sincere and most likely just making a fool of everyone


No just you. Its not serious. Read any of this funny lady's posts and you will realise that.


Thanks, PG Though, it is even funnier when the sorry thread is taken seriously


rofl  and he's not even going to give you an...APOLOGY!  

Sharon, if you need someone to talk to, just PM me.  


Thank you!Wink

sorry everyone...even real people...sorry...Cry

electricpawn

corrijean