The WSama Show - The Anti-Streamer Show #5

Hello everyone! Welcome to The WSama Show! I'm your host W, and today we have something very special in the... NOT! #Borat.

God, I loved that movie. I haven't seen it in ages, but I still crack up thinking about it. I mean the Pamela Anderson plot alone was priceless.

Unfortunately, if you're underage you can't see it. But you could always wait until you're eighteen... aaand there's no punchline to that, it's not a joke #Joker.

I'll tell you one thing, we can sure thank the world leaders for adding some excitement to our lives. If you hated your government then you've got your shoes on faced backwards. Because I tell you, the government sure knows how to work our appetites up. They have us all perfectly waiting in line for some kind of big surprise, and boy are we hungry. Just where the freak is Santa? I want to sit on his lap already and ask for what's mine.

Am I the only one who's noticed that? Any of you ever noticed that all we ever do is wait? Wait until you're 18/21 before you can grab your first beer. Wait until you're married before you can go out dancing (yes, that is what it is called. If your kid ever walked in and asked why daddy and mommy are so sweaty, you tell that little fella mommy and daddy went out dancing son).

Anyway, we're always waiting for something. Wait until you're 60 before you can retire and finally take that vacation to Poland. Wait until the coronavirus spreads to the entire world before we start to take any sensible measures. We're always waiting, preoccupied with the wait.

When people ask me what I do for a living, I always say that I'm a free thinker...

Which basically means that I just spend my time thinking of ways to make things free :D. That's why nobody ever takes us seriously - we'd run them out of business :D. If you ever wondered why people are always telling a free thinker to shut up, now you know the answer.

Did you know that free education has never been more feasible than it is now. All you need is a tablet, a Wi-Fi connection, and a teacher ready to stream to the world. There are freaking apps out there that could literally bring a science lab straight to your bedroom, and it wouldn't cost a thing, just some initiative.

But thank you so freaking much... for keeping us waiting.

I was chatting to a friend a few months ago, and we started talking about the end of the world. No, we didn't hook up afterwards. I know - I always thought that the world destruction topic was the fairy godmother of all hookups, but I guess it isn't.

Anyway, I tell her that the world could end at any moment and she tells me that science says it's impossible. So I ask her why? Why wouldn't the planet's core suddenly unravel or the sun blow up? And she says to me because it's never happened before...

Oh my God. Is that what scientists have been betting on all this time! - "it's never happened before." I'm taking my money to NASA, folks. If I'm going to invest in anything, it's a ride out of here when the hankey hits the fan.

It seems the WSama show is finally on track today, because we finally have a game up on screen for everyone to see. It was played by myself, and what I loved about it was that it demonstrates how to destroy an opponent's game systematically, pawn by pawn. It's beautiful stuff. Let's take a look at it:

So I was Skyping with president Kim just the other day and he sent me one of his all time favourite scenes:

That's it for me, folks! I loved every minute spent with you all right here on The WSama Show. A big thanks to our guests, and a big thanks to chess.com for toleRATING this show. Thank you!

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