Top 20 Searches in Chess.com Search Box

I don't know what's wrong with you thegab03 but I don't like much being insulted.

It is not an insult,for I love birds!

enjoyed.

hahahaha  Rael...that is HILARIOUS! I'm going to have to start a family fan club so I can boost my google (i mean chess.com) search rankings.

Rael wrote:

So, I see the post today, and I'm feeling pretty good. Comes time to call my mom. Some chit chat ensues, she asks what's new. I think it might be fun to tell her the funny chess.com search results that Erik posted today.

R: "Yeah mom, turns out I'm like, the first search after `chess' of all things on chess.com."

She's pretty happy for me, and then this comes out, "Oh that's super exciting, Rael. I search you 4 times every day!"

- "What? Mom! Are you serious? You search me on chess.com 4 times every day?"

- "Why of course!"

- "Mom! Why?!"

- "To read your witty posts!"

- "Awww geez, mom."

- "So does Grandma. She says she loves what you say in those adorable cheater_1 threads."

- "Awww WHAT, mom? Granny Adair checks my chess.com posts? I'm not comfortable about this... I make some rather, er...  colorful posts at times."

- "Oh yes, dear, why, between the two of us, I'd say we've probably searched your profile something upward of 1200-some times!"

- "..."

- "Rael? Is everything okay?"

- "Mom, I have to go."

And it continues as:

-"Oh, but Rael, I have something for you!"

-"Mom, I really need to go"

-"Look, it's a little pink bunny sweater I made for you!"

-"A what?"

-"Now you take a picture of yourself in it!"

-"What? But Mom...:"

-"And then you can make it your avatar!"

-"No! I don't care what you say anymore! I'M NOT making that my avatar!"

-"Rael, you have till the count of 3 to make this your avatar, or I'll do it myself!"

-"And you would do that how?"

-"You remember that paper you wrote your password on?"

xbigboy that was great! lol

Bahahaha! That rules xbigboy...

If anyone wants to send me a pink bunny sweater, I swear to take a photo of me wearing it and change my avatar.

/scouts honor
//but moooooooom!

lol, how does it feel when the only thing standing between you and complete glory is something so damn stupid!  Maybe if you include searches for 'real' and 'rae1'...

Also, turns out setting up a chess website is a thankless task.  All that hard work and effort to finish runner up in your own race! 

hhahahahha.....cheater_1 got beaten by "rules"

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I rule!

Chessbee I've just been around for a while and I'm friendly, so maybe a friend or two might look me up to send me a message. And my mom and grandma, of course. That time I messaged you I had to search you a bunch of times.

I have to say, having Erik say that I'm a popular guy is a touch uncomfortable for me - I just want to have fun, and I don't want anyone to get sick of me. I'm coming up on a year here, and I really do want to make fun posts and stuff, be active in the forums, but if I get a gross reputation it ruins the fun for me, my enthusiasm may've made me overexposed, and I don't want to be singled out too much. I've just talked to a lot of different people on this site for the last year. It's been an unreal kindof experience, seriously, when I think of all the people I've met and talked with.

I'm trying to choose my words right, cause this is a touch awkward, honestly. Like, it's sortof weird to have the question raised as to why one's name might be searched.

Anyways... I don't want to come off weird to people on the site is all. I like this place. It's just that I'm an old monster like Cheater and this is the site I haunt. Forgive me my eccentricity and enthusiasm, eh?

I didn't know how I was supposed to address this, all reputations are unjust. I don't want to give the wrong impression.

lol its no wonder why rael got 2nd place, when i started reading his first post I started to laugh like 2 words in cuz i knew it was gonna be something funny. Its usualy enertaining in one way or another.

If not why not?

thegab, I havn't read many of ur post but so far you seem realy narcissistic.

deadpoetic wrote:

thegab, I havn't read many of ur post but so far you seem realy narcissistic.

 Bro for is that not my problem?

Speaking of speed of light... CERN, or rather its Large Hadron Collider, will blow Chess.com (and everything else) into a Mini Black Hole, soon to eat itself fatter and fatter, tomorrow, at 09:00, in approximately 22 hours from now --- or a few fractions of a millisecond after. Sscchhwwuupppp! 

Just a thought. Completely irrelevant --- but still...a...thought...

But, and therefore: Congratulations to Rael, therefore. And goodbye.

Ruben, Large Hadron Collider will preform its first attempt to circulate a beam through the entire LHC in 22 hours but won't preform the first high-energy collisions until the 21st of october. So we all have until the 21st of october to say goodbye to friends and family XD.

Let's laugh!

Thanks for that fatally, acutely decisive info, deadpoetic. (It is crazy what is about to happen there 300 feet under a small French village.)

Then, next, I wondered, kind of, what would happen if Chess.com performed high-energy collisions (99.99991 % of the speed of light, as in that of CERN) of beams of the two smallest search hits herein? Would it create a Giant Chess Hole into which EVERYTHING would be sucked in? (Just wondering while await my opponent's not-of-speed-of-light response move.)

The acronym C-E-R-N... C for Chess; that is obvious. But what as for the three next letters? E must not, or should not, signify Europe, R not Research, N not Nuclear. Any ideas out here, before the big bang?

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