Upgrade your account to instant checkmate?

Hello chess.com community. I wonder, could you please add an option to automatically do the checkmate if I give you my credit card number? I'm completely new in chess and on the chess.com, but I already noticed that whenever I click, I see some information to upgrade my account to do the basic things like to save some notes during the game or to save my manual analysis, which just helps me a lot during my current learning curve. 

Recently, I saw that when you do a basic analysis after the match, you can: "Upgrade to see line" which is very funny, because most likely you are using an opensource software for free and on the same time, you still want money from the users. Of course, this is all legal as GPL3 does not prohibit it, but it is still very funny how badly you need users credit cards. 

I have another ideas, which would help you to get rich and convience other users to pay you, like
1. Premium squares - you are allowed to use all squares only with the diamond subscription! But if you are poor, you are blocked to use a few at all 
2. Two moves in a row if you have an upgraded account!
3. Best move hints for premium users during an official game. Fake best moves (blunders actually) for the users with a standard account plus rewriting the history after match, so he won't even notice it!
4. Premium users should always move first, even if they play black.
5. Diamond users will receive an personalized lullaby from Anna Rudolf for every game.

Any other ideas guys?

:-)

 Only premium users with diamonds by their names should be allowed to post long messages in the forums..

Humble yourself, noob

Let people be sucked in by money making machine, playing bots, in hopes to get to 2500 points!

6. Premium members get 100(or more) points for every win(regardless of opponent's rating) and lose only 1 or 2 points for every loss.

Sounds interesting actually. Do you think they will be implement this?

I don't even use their analysis feature even though I am a paying member. It just isn't good. I pay to get access to their lessons and tactics. 

Compare chess.com's analysis with this analysis from a free chess site: https://lichess.org/QHlHkiq9/white

You're not supposed to compare other sites with Chess.com. It's just isn't good.