V2: a pictorial ode to obsolescence

Yes, you're right.  I do that, too.

But it´s not really your fault, you do that while you are sleepwalking 

Sure, that's what the security cameras show, but you know how they fake those things.

I'm pretty medicore at most things, but I think I could be competitive in world class sleeping competitions.  Any time, any where, I can sleep. 

I once took a nap on the expanded metal catwalk of a drilling rig during operation.  It wasn't a very long nap, and being awoken by the kick of a steel toe boot wasn't ideal, but it was worth it. 

(22 second scene from Airplane!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CM7hlk2e34

Ah, the classics!

Will we still have comedy in the future?

The old way to get motivation in the morning, before everybody got 3 bathrooms in every home (at least in the US ):

I don´t remember that player 

Don´t spoil your happiness!!!

If you have false teeth, I can help you! 

I know that some members collected the 150 cards!

But I don´t know if they looked like the kid in the pic 

Now, time for a serious question, I got an observation for using the word "thrice"... really? I can´t use that word? It seems like the reviewer didn´t know it... looking for it, it says:

thrice

Thrice is an old-fashioned way to talk about doing something three times. You could say, "I swung the bat at the piñata thrice."

You're most likely to come across the adverb thrice in a book, since it's a stiff, formal way to say "three times." Just for fun, you could use it in a note to your cat sitter: "Please feed Fluffy thrice daily," to scold your younger brother: "I've asked you thrice not to throw that ball in the house," or to brag about your travels: "I've thrice been to Madagascar."

So... I can´t use that word as an option because English speakers have forgotten it? Motherinlaw? Do you remember that word?

What alternatives do I have?

Of Course I remember thrice!  My doctor used to prescribe pills for me to take thrice a day, betimes.  Oh, wait -- I think that was my barber, Theodoric of York.  And it wasn't pills, it was poultices.  Because my humours were out of balance.  (I used to be pretty unbalanced, but I got better.)

Hmm Hostess  Am I too young to know what poultices are?  

...thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd

Stuff witches say in MacBeth. Nowadays (a word I hardly hear either nowadays) witches stop after saying something twice and insert: "But I repeat myself."

When my humour get out of balance I fall down laughing!

2016 is the "Year of Shakespeare", btw.

Where the bee sucks there suck I!

Ah, Medieval times --"Take two poultices, and call me in the morning," my barber used to say.  And then he'd repeat himself.  I think he just trying to humour me.... but he didn't have to tell Me thrice!

(First person to say "Get thee to a punnery!" gets treated with leeches.) 

Scurvy made gums "spongy."  You learn something new every day, don't you?

Only gums, maybe brains too?

Only if you practiced "poor brain hygiene."

Use mental floss!