Apologies I put a picture of the word fin in a fancy font but it wouldn't show so I just did that
Welcome to Reddit 2.0! Where Toxicity is Key!
Although after slogging through your horribly formatted comment, I think you have a point.
Socially inept children making worthless spam threads and disparaging comments toward people with provocation in order to get the attention their parents denied them is something which has made the forums a rather unpleasant place.
Although, their are occasionally instructive and substantial threads, which is why I still look at the forums.

Although after slogging through your horribly formatted comment, I think you have a point.
Socially inept children making worthless spam threads and disparaging comments toward people with provocation in order to get the attention their parents denied them is something which has made the forums a rather unpleasant place.
Although, their are occasionally instructive and substantial threads, which is why I still look at the forums.
Ok. You know I just edited it, right?

the sequel to https://www.chess.com/forum/view/site-feedback/did-this-just-become-twitter-61987133?quote_id=61987133&page=1#comment_box
Intro Part 1
Hallo, mates! (Sorry today I felt like pretending I had a British accent.)
Nice update innit. INNIT?
Heck naw. (Transforms into western accent.)
Intro part 2
(Transforms into voice of a guy pretending he's taking the tour of a candy store but really he's showing off the #1 vandalized bridge in the metroplex.) Welcome to Reddit 2.0, Where Toxicity is Key! Just to clarify, this is NOT a chess site, it is a social media site. Now that the basics are out of the way, let's move on!
Upvoting
This site also includes a new feature called Upvoting! (points to a reinvented wheel with a flat tire) This feature is designed so that people can show that they like and dislike a comment without actually putting up a decent argument! People can now beg for upvotes for now reason, wasting everyone's time! (We'll get to those people later) Or, if someone makes an actually good post, they now have the ability to mass downvote it! How ever many more upvotes there are than downvotes, a number will be shown just like our first version (or if downvotes>upvotes, there will be a negative number!) Now that you have seen our main feature, let's move on to the community!
Trolls
(points to street thugs with ragged clothes, one of which has a bone in his mouth) Trolls! These immature guys that have nothing better to do often pollute the community with their useless, deconstructive threads. And when someone quite easily debunks their argument, this new feature will help these thugs (gets poked by a very sharp fingernail by the bone chewing one) I mean guys (gets poked again) Heroes? (Poked AGAIN) SAINTS!! JEEZ LET ME FINISH swarm the post and bring it DOWN. Lets meet a few other of these weird people!
People that beg for upvotes
(Bone chewing one hits guy with side of bone that he chewed on) Ow! (walks over to the tent with all the people who never got a job) Meet the Upvote Panhandlers, erm, the Upvote... (what should I call u guys? Skinny one: the Upvoted) the Upvoted! These guys have no history in the threads, so they beg for upvotes on the side of the street and waste everyone's time! Easily disturbing, right? (Gets drilled in the head by a rock) Already had enough pain from the bone so now I'm numb! Anyway, those were all the crazy, immature people that live here, lets move on to the sensible peeps!
The ones that have brain cells/Conclusion
(Car driver driving on the bridge/actually playing chess on this site shouts WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE) Ok, they're all up there. (A different thug with a bone in HIS hand says Did you just call us not sensible?) What n-n-n-no I meant I meant (Thug 2. GET EM all the people under the bridge attack) Bye guys, that's all I had time for today. I hope you had a fun time (currently running) OW! enjoying your tour OW! of Reddit 2.0 OW! Where Toxicity OW! Is key OW! Bye! OW! get away from me you little
FIN

the sequel to https://www.chess.com/forum/view/site-feedback/did-this-just-become-twitter-61987133?quote_id=61987133&page=1#comment_box
Intro Part 1
Hallo, mates! (Sorry today I felt like pretending I had a British accent.)
Nice update innit. INNIT?
Heck naw. (Transforms into western accent.)
Intro part 2
(Transforms into voice of a guy pretending he's taking the tour of a candy store but really he's showing off the #1 vandalized bridge in the metroplex.) Welcome to Reddit 2.0, Where Toxicity is Key! Just to clarify, this is NOT a chess site, it is a social media site. Now that the basics are out of the way, let's move on!
Upvoting
This site also includes a new feature called Upvoting! (points to a reinvented wheel with a flat tire) This feature is designed so that people can show that they like and dislike a comment without actually putting up a decent argument! People can now beg for upvotes for now reason, wasting everyone's time! (We'll get to those people later) Or, if someone makes an actually good post, they now have the ability to mass downvote it! How ever many more upvotes there are than downvotes, a number will be shown just like our first version (or if downvotes>upvotes, there will be a negative number!) Now that you have seen our main feature, let's move on to the community!
Trolls
(points to street thugs with ragged clothes, one of which has a bone in his mouth) Trolls! These immature guys that have nothing better to do often pollute the community with their useless, deconstructive threads. And when someone quite easily debunks their argument, this new feature will help these thugs (gets poked by a very sharp fingernail by the bone chewing one) I mean guys (gets poked again) Heroes? (Poked AGAIN) SAINTS!! JEEZ LET ME FINISH swarm the post and bring it DOWN. Lets meet a few other of these weird people!
People that beg for upvotes
(Bone chewing one hits guy with side of bone that he chewed on) Ow! (walks over to the tent with all the people who never got a job) Meet the Upvote Panhandlers, erm, the Upvote... (what should I call u guys? Skinny one: the Upvoted) the Upvoted! These guys have no history in the threads, so they beg for upvotes on the side of the street and waste everyone's time! Easily disturbing, right? (Gets drilled in the head by a rock) Already had enough pain from the bone so now I'm numb! Anyway, those were all the crazy, immature people that live here, lets move on to the sensible peeps!
The ones that have brain cells/Conclusion
(Car driver driving on the bridge/actually playing chess on this site shouts WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE) Ok, they're all up there. (A different thug with a bone in HIS hand says Did you just call us not sensible?) What n-n-n-no I meant I meant (Thug 2. GET EM all the people under the bridge attack) Bye guys, that's all I had time for today. I hope you had a fun time (currently running) OW! enjoying your tour OW! of Reddit 2.0 OW! Where Toxicity OW! Is key OW! Bye! OW! get away from me you little
FIN
ok maybe I should write another section about people that quote the OP's comment then add nothing more for no reason as well as trolls and upvote panhandlers
the sequel to https://www.chess.com/forum/view/site-feedback/did-this-just-become-twitter-61987133?quote_id=61987133&page=1#comment_box
Intro Part 1
Hallo! (Sorry today I felt like pretending I had a British accent.)
Nice update innit. INNIT?
Heck naw. (Transforms into western accent.)
Intro part 2
(Transforms into voice of a guy pretending he's taking the tour of a candy store but really he's showing off the #1 vandalized bridge in the metroplex.) Welcome to Reddit 2.0, Where Toxicity is Key! Just to clarify, this is NOT a chess site, it is a social media site. Now that the basics are out of the way, let's move on!
Upvoting
This site also includes a new feature called Upvoting! (points to a reinvented wheel with a flat tire) This feature is designed so that people can show that they like and dislike a comment without actually putting up a decent argument! People can now beg for upvotes for now reason, wasting everyone's time! (We'll get to those people later) Or, if someone makes an actually good post, they now have the ability to mass downvote it! How ever many more upvotes there are than downvotes, a number will be shown just like our first version (or if downvotes>upvotes, there will be a negative number!) Now that you have seen our main feature, let's move on to the community!
Trolls
(points to street thugs with ragged clothes, one of which has a bone in his mouth) Trolls! These immature guys that have nothing better to do often pollute the community with their useless, deconstructive threads. And when someone quite easily debunks their argument, this new feature will help these thugs (gets poked by a very sharp fingernail by the bone chewing one) I mean guys (gets poked again) Heroes? (Poked AGAIN) SAINTS!! JEEZ LET ME FINISH swarm the post and bring it DOWN. Lets meet a few other of these weird people! (Bone chewing one hits guy with side of bone that he chewed on) Ow!
People that beg for upvotes
(walks over to the tent with all the people who never got a job) Meet the Upvote Panhandlers, erm, the Upvote... (what should I call u guys? Skinny one: the Upvoted) the Upvoted! These guys have no history in the threads, so they beg for upvotes on the side of the street and waste everyone's time! Easily disturbing, right? (Gets drilled in the head by a rock) Already had enough pain from the bone so now I'm numb! Anyway, those were all the crazy, immature people that live here, lets move on to the sensible peeps!
The ones that have brain cells/Conclusion
(Car driver driving on the bridge/actually playing chess on this site shouts WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE) Ok, they're all up there. (A different thug with a bone in HIS hand says Did you just call us not sensible?) What n-n-n-no I meant I meant (Thug 2. GET EM all the people under the bridge attack) Bye guys, that's all I had time for today. I hope you had a fun time (currently running) OW! enjoying your tour OW! of Reddit 2.0 OW! Where Toxicity OW! Is key OW! Bye! OW! get away from me you little
FIN