What Characterizes a Normal Chess.com Thread?

what do you mean by that?

You know, like flowers and rainbows

I still don't understand

A normal Chess.com thread is like a spring rain:)

trysts, you are incomparable. I wish it were so!

to many similes I don't understand

Maybe you spend too much time at the chessboard?

maybe, but still, similes is like non-english. (My bad attempt to create a simile)

B)

?

Non-english is like spanish.

now that, I understand

shaaaadess maaaaaan..... 

ah, this got off-topic fast. But back on topic, an average thread usually goes off-topic sometimes

The average chess.com thread fits at least 1 of these qualities:

A) It has 1000 or less posts

B) It has been trolled

C) It has a strict moderator who bans all of the trolls anyone can name (probably includes me if i'm honest)

and at least 1 of these qualities

A) It is boring, and does not contain more than 250 posts

B) One of the people below has posted

    i) GeorgeBlackChess

    ii) Macer

    iii) harryz

    iv) Xieff

    and v, just to hedge bets here) Soorat.

that's a pretty good description!

I feel like I am being stalked.

Normal Chess.com thread:

1. Title begins with the words "Why do/don't people...." then whatever rant is on the OP's mind lately.

2. Three thousands 12-year-olds follow up with posts that have nothing to do with the original topic.

3. OP never posts again in that thread. Or even checks in to see what people wrote.

another good description varelse1!

I would also like to add that it is probably a thread created just to get more points, but the OP never says it, so the thread doesn't get deleted