To be sure to be sure...hehehe
What is it with all those people...

A thread was once started by c
Who exhibited attribute t
He went on to k
(with a j, by the way)
And left us all holding the b

Your old man from Hull is a stinker
He shouldn't play games with a thinker
His chess was a mess
The next move was a guess
It's just lucky for him I'm a drinker

Your old man from Hull is a stinker
He shouldn't play games with a thinker
His chess was a mess
The next move was a guess
It's just lucky for him I'm a drinker
Not to mess up the chessboard when I drink, I balance the bottle on my head when I play...I'm practicing for the circus.

There was a young lady from ‘ull
Who once played chess with a bull
It castled kingside
Fell over and died
And a sheep said “’ast tha any wool?”

It can be very satisfying not knowing much. I still have no idea what you guys are talking about and that's probably a good thing. No brain strain......ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

The farm loving lady, miss Peep,Bo?
She really belongs in the ghetto
Her accents so thick
And her moves aren't too slick
Bet she can't even say "Fianchetto"
Alekhine came in
Stinking of gin
And proceeded to lie on the table
Beside Mikhail Tal
Who called himself Al
But everyone knew him as Mabel