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blackrabbitto

Alekhine came in

Stinking of gin

And proceeded to lie on the table

Beside Mikhail Tal

Who called himself Al

But everyone knew him as Mabel

 
George1st

To be sure to be sure...hehehe

TheGrobe

A thread was once started by c
Who exhibited attribute t
He went on to k
(with a j, by the way) 
And left us all holding the b 

astronomer999

Your old man from Hull is a stinker

He shouldn't play games with a thinker

His chess was a mess

The next move was a guess

It's just lucky for him I'm a drinker

winerkleiner
astronomer999 wrote:

Your old man from Hull is a stinker

He shouldn't play games with a thinker

His chess was a mess

The next move was a guess

It's just lucky for him I'm a drinker

Not to mess up the chessboard when I drink, I balance the bottle on my head when I play...I'm practicing for the circus.

blackrabbitto

There was a young lady from ‘ull

Who once played chess with a bull

It castled kingside

Fell over and died

And a sheep said “’ast tha any wool?”

 
George1st

It can be very satisfying not knowing much. I still have no idea what you guys are talking about and that's probably a good thing. No brain strain......ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

astronomer999

The farm loving lady, miss Peep,Bo?

She really belongs in the ghetto

Her accents so thick

And her moves aren't too slick

Bet she can't even say "Fianchetto"

TheGrobe

There once was a time on this site
When the forums were quite a delight
It was threads such as this
Where we'd all take the piss
Sad we've fallen from such a great height

Goatllama

(not that I'm complaining or anything, I love this thread too Smile)