What to do with users who ARE rude.

Calm down sugar tits, and I suggest the flag with the not so bad ass chicken on it.

Albanian looks like a squished bug. Uganda's one simply is not serious.

Wow, you show up late to thread and find yourself in the middle of an argument about chicken flags.  The internet is a strange place...

Well, according to this site: http://www.sail1620.org/Pilgrim-Fun-Facts/what-kind-of-flag-flew-over-the-mayflower

You are sporting the flag of the pilgrams.

So, I ask, WHO is the real pilgram here?

That's not a chicken. It's a cock. Black men showing off

I wish I could afford spending a few months in Samoa, too. Maybe some people here are feeling envious?

Hey, you're right.

You'd think it would be bigger then.

A guy goes into a bar. Behind the bar is a sign; "Free beer if you can make my horse laugh."

The guy looks at the sign, looks at the horse, looks back at the sign and then walks over to the horse and whispers in its ear.

Immediately the horse starts laughing uncontrollably.

The man goes to the bar and collects his beer.

A week later, the man comes back and sees there is a new sign on the wall; "Free beer if you can make my horse stop laughing."

The man smiles, and heads toward the horse. A few minutes later the sounds of the laughing horse cease.

The man comes back to the bar and collects his free beer.

While drinking it, the bar tender asks the guy what he did to make the horse start then stop laughing.

The man says, "The first time I told him my penis was bigger, the second time I proved it."

Wait a minute...if you are a woman, what are you doing outside the kitchen tonight?

I'm almost 3 weeks without alcohol now.

So proud of myself.

Tomorrow! (very British way of saying "mañana"). :)

Nah. That's not bitterness. It's kaynight's brand of genius humour.

I was roflmao...

you taking off, kaynight?

Great...we have a brit infiltrator here in the states...

Someone get a rope and check that chicks teeth ! 

I ate BBQ sauce (that contained beer) unwittingly, it made me want to drink a beer soo badly.

But I resisted.

I still ate all the BBQ sauce though, even after I figured what was going on.

I'm not laughing. That ain't funny. Chicks don't have teeth.

I went 30 days without drinking a while back. Not easy. 

But, don't worry. Once you start drinking again, it is little effort to get back to your normal drinking pace.

Best cure for drinking is to drink on bottle of whisky, followed by one bottle of rum, followed by one bottle of cognac all within 3 hours.

That's correct. However, birds do have teeth.