It has been very amusing watching the endless bickering disguised as rational debate. Next forum thread I'm getting some popcorn and a code red mountain dew. It's free entertainment for me.
Why do I keep losing against newly created accounts?

Yes I have a thought. They are better than you, or simply outplayed you in those particular games.
Ah yes, there's absolutely no way people like to make new accounts to get easier games for a while and pick on newbies. It MUST be a skill issue on the OP's part. Typical pretentious chess player answer
I hate chess
You do like cookies tho, no? 😂 @oparker_34