You know the old saying, "If it quarks like a dog...."
You dog, you...

I thought the topic was about dogs like me. How this thread has deviated!
It got deviated because you don't have a name with "dog"

Pardon me, goldendog, I take offense to that. Us big cats surely must not be called "kitties" and we sit at least as high as the loathsome dog.

If you look reeeeal carefully... there is a Golden Retriever on my sail boat...:)
Looks more like a crossbreed to me; 1/4 beagle, 3/4 golden retriever.

how do you make a cat go 'woof'?
soak it in gasoline, and throw it in the fireplace.
No, don't really do that. Don't be stupid.
Also, my username has "quark" in it, and dogs are made out of quarks. Does that count?