How to maximize the chance of stalemate?


It is not totally impossible against stronger players.
I played against a master about 2 years ago. The position below is by no means exact, but it is close and gives the general idea of what happened. While the position may not be exact, below is similar to what happened. The material is right, jut not totally sure of the exact position of things like the Black Rook and White King. I was Black.

If your opponent isn't dumb, and has enough time, there is no chance to stalemate
Even grandmasters fall into stalemate traps occasionally, even in slow games.
https://www.chessgames.com/perl/chesscollection?cid=1001226

if your opponent has a queen or rook it would be difficult to stalemate but if your opponent has any other piece like pawn or knight try to stay in the place where the pawn will promote
idk abt others but i usually draw like this

You are right, I probably should have worded that better. I mean giving away all your pieces or backing into a corner, like people are suggesting won’t work.
You have to actually force stalemate via a tactic, not just hope they accidentally stalemate you.
Like you said, “You just have to be more crafty than to rely on stupidity”
When i've lost all my pieces in the endgame, I don't really know how to find/develop a stalemate position. Are there any tricks to maximize the chances, like going in the corner or something? Any comments would be greatly appreciated :-)