Project "X-maS" on Chess.com

Now, this is a project for you chess-puzzlings: Are you good at blindfolded chess?

Ok...

"Now the imaginary sock is hanging on the imaginary fireplace. You are an imaginary Santa and the imaginary kid wants you to bring him a good, non imaginary, analysis to this one! Now as you have slid down the chimney on an open-sleigh, imaginary of course, although you have caught fire and hot-butt... You'll say Hohoho and drop the analysis into the sock & off you gow for the snow to unglow the glow... "

There you gow... sow... knock your socks off! Or... 

Merry X 2 ALL Massively Brainy Brainiacs on chess.com & happy New Year
 

By the way the task is to win for white, and white starts the ball... with...  you'll figure it out! 

May you have a white Xmas also... off you gow...

This is very hard . I'm still trying to figure out if I have the first move down.

You cracked up "X-promotion" remember, surely you'll find a way. That was wayyy harder than this one!

Wtf is this 

The position is not meant to be realistic, but it is legal, and quite a challenge to solve if you try!

"U did! U did!"  

I mean: "You did?"

Now what has Santa for kiddyo if I may ask? Anything to fit into the sock, I'll hope, or the sock fit into... you'll not hope... So somewhere between I'll hope or you'll hope, all R up to you! So how does the analysis sounds like, soldier or should I say Warrior?

(Kiddy is rubbing his hands! And crossing his fingers. This better B good Johnny!)  

The solution:

Salutes @BishopTakesH7!