What if we were born before smart phones, the internet, and before Aqua unleashed 'Barbie Girl' on the world, can we join?
Are there other old beginners here?

Plenty of vinyl here including some pre Beatles. Cable is a new invention though have moved on from black and white tv to colour. Still have a passion for 50s and 60s music. I am joining as I think I qualify on every criteria

it can be whatever we want it to be, there is place to banter, you can challenge people, once we hit critical mass we can do tournaments etc

The slogan for the club can be:
"Getting old isn't so bad when you consider the alternative."
“I sure thought it’d take longer to get to my age.”

So, what were chess pieces made of in 1518?
No, in those days they were made of the skulls and bones of their enemies. Mostly English knights and kings, LOL
Walrus Ivory

https://www.chess.com/club/oldies-but-goodies/join/9832ee