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In my 69 years of playing chess, I've come across an opening like no other. I introduce the Bongcloud Attack. Let me teach it to you.

Fun facts about the Bongcloud:

It's a hypermodern opening

It's the first opening to develop the king

The king becomes a great attacking/defensive weapon!

It will surprise your opponent!

Let me teach you a little bit about it!

The Bongcloud is the best chess opening. As Bobby Fischer once said, "1. e4 e5 (Ke2!!), best by test"

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25GSchatz22 wrote:

In my 69 years of playing chess, I've come across an opening like no other. I introduce the Bongcloud Attack. Let me teach it to you.

Fun facts about the Bongcloud:

It's a hypermodern opening

It is the first opening to develop the king

The king becomes a great attacking/defensive weapon!

It's will surprise your opponent!

Let me teach you a little bit about it!

 

The Bongcloud is the best chess opening. As Bobby Fischer once said, "1. e4 e5 (Ke2!!), best by test"

 

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if it's good enough for Bobby it's good enough for me

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Amazing advice! 

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bruh

it was probably funny 8 months ago but now you just seem like such a normie

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noice lol

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hvenki wrote:

bruh

it was probably funny 8 months ago but now you just seem like such a normie

Sorry, but I'm not technically going with the trend?? lol

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hvenki wrote:

bruh

it was probably funny 8 months ago but now you just seem like such a normie

you seem like a normie by using normie

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you normie @hvenki

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DaBabysBurner wrote:
hvenki wrote:

bruh

it was probably funny 8 months ago but now you just seem like such a normie

you seem like a normie by using normie

no seriously

imagine making forums about "OMG 2.Ke2 = !!!!!!!!" in 2021

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hvenki wrote:
DaBabysBurner wrote:
hvenki wrote:

bruh

it was probably funny 8 months ago but now you just seem like such a normie

you seem like a normie by using normie

no seriously

imagine making forums about "OMG 2.Ke2 = !!!!!!!!" in 2021

So you want me to follow the current trends and forget about the old ones....

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more forum beef bouta start

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DaBabysBurner wrote:

more forum beef bouta start

i don't want to argue about the Bongcloud being the best opening. It clearly is

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25GSchatz22 wrote:
hvenki wrote:
DaBabysBurner wrote:
hvenki wrote:

bruh

it was probably funny 8 months ago but now you just seem like such a normie

you seem like a normie by using normie

no seriously

imagine making forums about "OMG 2.Ke2 = !!!!!!!!" in 2021

So you want me to follow the current trends and forget about the old ones....

hey you do you

but yeah I guess you could interpret it as that

I don't mind old trends, but I'm fairly sure this is meant to be a joke, and it's no longer a funny one, if you were to actually play this in a serious game, sure it'd be funny, but like I said earlier a "2.ke2 = 1!1!1!!!!!" thread just isn't funny anymore

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hvenki wrote:
25GSchatz22 wrote:
hvenki wrote:
DaBabysBurner wrote:
hvenki wrote:

bruh

it was probably funny 8 months ago but now you just seem like such a normie

you seem like a normie by using normie

no seriously

imagine making forums about "OMG 2.Ke2 = !!!!!!!!" in 2021

So you want me to follow the current trends and forget about the old ones....

hey you do you

but yeah I guess you could interpret it as that

I don't mind old trends, but I'm fairly sure this is meant to be a joke, and it's no longer a funny one, if you were to actually play this in a serious game, sure it'd be funny, but like I said earlier a "2.ke2 = 1!1!1!!!!!" thread just isn't funny anymore

The Bongcloud Attack was on my mind. I'm playing a serious Bongcloud game against @hypermuddish

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hvenki wrote:
25GSchatz22 wrote:
hvenki wrote:
DaBabysBurner wrote:
hvenki wrote:

bruh

it was probably funny 8 months ago but now you just seem like such a normie

you seem like a normie by using normie

no seriously

imagine making forums about "OMG 2.Ke2 = !!!!!!!!" in 2021

So you want me to follow the current trends and forget about the old ones....

hey you do you

but yeah I guess you could interpret it as that

I don't mind old trends, but I'm fairly sure this is meant to be a joke, and it's no longer a funny one, if you were to actually play this in a serious game, sure it'd be funny, but like I said earlier a "2.ke2 = 1!1!1!!!!!" thread just isn't funny anymore

I wasn't trying to be funny and relevant. Otherwise, I'd make forums much like the trending ones now. I'm glad I made this one though

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25GSchatz22 wrote:
hvenki wrote:
25GSchatz22 wrote:
hvenki wrote:
DaBabysBurner wrote:
hvenki wrote:

bruh

it was probably funny 8 months ago but now you just seem like such a normie

you seem like a normie by using normie

no seriously

imagine making forums about "OMG 2.Ke2 = !!!!!!!!" in 2021

So you want me to follow the current trends and forget about the old ones....

hey you do you

but yeah I guess you could interpret it as that

I don't mind old trends, but I'm fairly sure this is meant to be a joke, and it's no longer a funny one, if you were to actually play this in a serious game, sure it'd be funny, but like I said earlier a "2.ke2 = 1!1!1!!!!!" thread just isn't funny anymore

The Bongcloud Attack was on my mind. I'm playing a serious Bongcloud game against @hypermuddish

I would much rather you post that instead of this

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who hast summoned le nooby one