help me humble my snobby little brother

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idilis
skipper_chess wrote:

Hmu I'll get you the strawberry flavour best one with tons of artificial flavoring but make no mistake 9t gives you 100 grams of protein per gummy!

i hear the acv ones make potato chips ketogenic.

dannywanny2049
idilis wrote:
taseredbirdinstinct wrote:
idilis wrote:
taseredbirdinstinct wrote:
idilis wrote:
taseredbirdinstinct wrote:

The OP isn't proud, it's his arrogant, boastful brother who is proud, wanting to beat someone at chess doesn't make you proud, otherwise nobody would learn.

That's some serious empathy with the op.  Any reason why?

Most people here have the intelligence to understand where the OP is coming from, you are in the minority here who got upset because he feels he is similar to the OP's brother, I guess it takes dumb mind to be arrogant and not understand the impact their stupidity has on others, it's self explanatory, really, quite beautiful in its simplicity.

So... you're saying you're the op?

No, goodness gracious, I don't mean to burst your bubble but I was talking about you, to you.

P.S. My comment has been edited so you might want to change what was reflected in your quotation of my comment. Read the newly inserted last bit.

no bubble to burst.  merely asked why you picked the side you did and you replied in too many words that you were intelligent and therefore your assumptions were better than those who picked the other side which according to you includes me.  i do not remember picking a side though.  your new insertion adds to the fluff a little but isn't saying much more.

so.... again, are you saying you're the op?

dude I didn’t make a second account for this. all I wanted from posting this was to get ways to counter copycat players and it’s turned into this big argument. all i wanted was to get my brother to stop being a loudmouth lol.

x-3292234623

@mattyfastwheelz, there is an easy solution to this conundrum. 

Step One: Get a chessboard.

Step Two: Get some chess pieces.

Step Three: Set up the board.

Step Four: Challenge your brother to a chess game.

Step Five: As he considers his next move, stab him with the king.

Step Six: Become the strongest chess player in your family!

idilis
vik-mouse-slip wrote:

@mattyfastwheelz, there is an easy solution to this conundrum. 

Step One: Get a chessboard.

Step Two: Get some chess pieces.

Step Three: Set up the board.

Step Four: Challenge your brother to a chess game.

Step Five: As he considers his next move, stab him with the king.

Step Six: Become the strongest chess player in your family!

What about the dad, the mom and the family dog?

x-3292234623
idilis wrote:
vik-mouse-slip wrote:

@mattyfastwheelz, there is an easy solution to this conundrum. 

Step One: Get a chessboard.

Step Two: Get some chess pieces.

Step Three: Set up the board.

Step Four: Challenge your brother to a chess game.

Step Five: As he considers his next move, stab him with the king.

Step Six: Become the strongest chess player in your family!

What about the dad, the mom and the family dog?

Step Five-And-A-Half: Repeat this process there are no remaining members of your family.

idilis
vik-mouse-slip wrote:

Step Five-And-A-Half: Repeat this process there are no remaining members of your family.

I hear child services arriving

BoardMonkey

You can't humble the snobby.

Synonyms for SNOBBY: aristocratic, arrogant, snobbish, snooty, elitist, snotty, ritzy, persnickety; Antonyms of SNOBBY: egalitarian, democratic, humble, ...
 

dannywanny2049
vik-mouse-slip wrote:

@mattyfastwheelz, there is an easy solution to this conundrum. 

Step One: Get a chessboard.

Step Two: Get some chess pieces.

Step Three: Set up the board.

Step Four: Challenge your brother to a chess game.

Step Five: As he considers his next move, stab him with the king.

Step Six: Become the strongest chess player in your family!

 thank you!!! just tried this and it worked like a charm. 10/10 

DragonGamer231

Here's a line where copying results in tragedy, but white plays solidly:

 

skipper_chess
idilis wrote:
skipper_chess wrote:

Hmu I'll get you the strawberry flavour best one with tons of artificial flavoring but make no mistake 9t gives you 100 grams of protein per gummy!

i hear the acv ones make potato chips ketogenic.

Potato, Banana, Beet you name it

taseredbirdinstinct
BoardMonkey wrote:

You can't humble the snobby.

Synonyms for SNOBBY: aristocratic, arrogant, snobbish, snooty, elitist, snotty, ritzy, persnickety; Antonyms of SNOBBY: egalitarian, democratic, humble, ...
 

You can indeed humble the snobby, by giving them what they deserve best.

DrSpudnik

If everyone got what they deserved, the complaining would never end.

taseredbirdinstinct
DrSpudnik wrote:

If everyone got what they deserved, the complaining would never end.

False.

DrSpudnik

Did the tasered birdie get tased?

idilis
DrSpudnik wrote:

Did the tasered birdie get tased?

Whatever he got he did to himself.