Help me pick a good screen name!

I tried an anagram server for your name Charles Waldrop and came up with some fun ones.  Just a few I liked, and might fit the bill of "making fun of sounding intimidating"  Hope you come up with a good one.

Warped Chorals

A Warlord Shlep

Howl Red Carpals

Alpha Screw Lord

Arched Wasp Roll

Scarred Alp Howl

yourmom

Best I could come up with is ImYourWhiteKnight, and change your avatar to Ellis from Die Hard.

Please note to everyone that if you get the reference, you're automatically cool. :cool

Im still really liking CrouchingBishop and I would need another account for HiddenKing

Crouching Bishop excellent, show em you're a tiger.

May I recommend BlindBandit. You'll have the second coolest name on the site, it's alliterative, and it's slight homage to Toph from Avatar the Last Airbender.

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