how to move the horsey thing?

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adrian_mclain
CowardlyElevator wrote:
adrian_mclain wrote:
MegaPro-123 wrote:
1e4c6_O-1 wrote:

it is too complicated

i am just learning how the church dude and tower thingy work

but the horsey is so powerful and complicated

maybe a GM could help me?

give horse a snack and ask it politely. if you do it good enough then horse will tell you how it move.

who are you, so wise in the ways of horsey things

he is god

oh ok then

CheesyEweezyMan123

in a L shape

Robert_55555

all u need to master the horsey thing isssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss f-r-e-a-k-i-n-g be a horse

 

Robert_55555
1e4c6_O-1 wrote:
adrian_mclain wrote:
CowardlyElevator wrote:
OldTakesExposed wrote:
1e4c6_O-1 wrote:

it is too complicated

i am just learning how the church dude and tower thingy work

but the horsey is so powerful and complicated

maybe a GM could help me?

The trick is to never move it at all. That's how you unlock the secret of the game and get to the final boss

this is actually big brane

almost as big brain as winning by getting the king to the opposite side of the board

almost
... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yupppppppppppp?

 

Robert_55555
roberthu5 wrote:
1e4c6_O-1 wrote:
adrian_mclain wrote:
CowardlyElevator wrote:
OldTakesExposed wrote:
1e4c6_O-1 wrote:

it is too complicated

i am just learning how the church dude and tower thingy work

but the horsey is so powerful and complicated

maybe a GM could help me?

The trick is to never move it at all. That's how you unlock the secret of the game and get to the final boss

this is actually big brane

almost as big brain as winning by getting the king to the opposite side of the board

almost
... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yupppppppppppp?

thats a lot of quotes

 

1e4c6_O-1
CowardlyElevator wrote:
roberthu5 wrote:
roberthu5 wrote:
1e4c6_O-1 wrote:
adrian_mclain wrote:
CowardlyElevator wrote:
OldTakesExposed wrote:
1e4c6_O-1 wrote:

it is too complicated

i am just learning how the church dude and tower thingy work

but the horsey is so powerful and complicated

maybe a GM could help me?

The trick is to never move it at all. That's how you unlock the secret of the game and get to the final boss

this is actually big brane

almost as big brain as winning by getting the king to the opposite side of the board

almost
... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yupppppppppppp?

thats a lot of quotes

 

no u

i like qutoesz

duntcare
B1ZMARK wrote:

these trolls are getting less good each time...

 

duntcare

start an original thread thats funny, this is funnny but still 

1e4c6_O-1
duntcare wrote:

start an original thread thats funny, this is funnny but still 

what is funnny

duntcare

*inserts own threads* ok jk but just see the legendary troll posts

1e4c6_O-1
duntcare wrote:

*inserts own threads* ok jk but just see the legendary troll posts

his pawn cheated and killed my pawn B)

dah_happyh0ppyh0rsi3
1e4c6_O-1 wrote:
duntcare wrote:

*inserts own threads* ok jk but just see the legendary troll posts

his pawn cheated and killed my pawn B)

forget about the PAWN, even the KING itself can cheat and TELEPORT?!?!

THIS IZ OUTRAGEOUS!!1 CHESS>COM IZ ZO LAZY FOR NOT FIXING THIS PROBLEM SMH angry.png

eheheheheheII
It moves straight 1 then diagonal 1 more away. But mostly 2 “straight” (which is like horizontal or vertical) the 1 diagonal. It helps if you see a visual of it. So maybe google it and go too the images
1e4c6_O-1
CowardlyElevator wrote:
Dah_Happyhoppyhorsi3 wrote:
1e4c6_O-1 wrote:
duntcare wrote:

*inserts own threads* ok jk but just see the legendary troll posts

his pawn cheated and killed my pawn B)

forget about the PAWN, even the KING itself can cheat and TELEPORT?!?!

THIS IZ OUTRAGEOUS!!1 CHESS>COM IZ ZO LAZY FOR NOT FIXING THIS PROBLEM SMH

we need to sue chess.com

yes

and also why did they remove checkers????????????

dah_happyh0ppyh0rsi3
CowardlyElevator wrote:
1e4c6_O-1 wrote:
CowardlyElevator wrote:
Dah_Happyhoppyhorsi3 wrote:
1e4c6_O-1 wrote:
duntcare wrote:

*inserts own threads* ok jk but just see the legendary troll posts

his pawn cheated and killed my pawn B)

forget about the PAWN, even the KING itself can cheat and TELEPORT?!?!

THIS IZ OUTRAGEOUS!!1 CHESS>COM IZ ZO LAZY FOR NOT FIXING THIS PROBLEM SMH

we need to sue chess.com

yes

and also why did they remove checkers????????????

yes

they limit free speech

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draqunite

why u guys trash dogwater grabage etc

1e4c6_O-1
thestarurchin wrote:

why u guys trash dogwater grabage etc

YOUR MOM IS TRASH DOGWATTER GRABAGE ETC OOOOOOHOOHOHOH
GOTTEM

Kiddo21123
Omg the tower is a rook it moves forward and backward the horse is a night and moves 2 spaces that are diaganoly in front or back the church thing is a bishop it moves diagonaly back and forward
awesome1184
Look at the lesson
1e4c6_O-1
Koko8481 wrote:
Omg the tower is a rook it moves forward and backward the horse is a night and moves 2 spaces that are diaganoly in front or back the church thing is a bishop it moves diagonaly back and forward

????

I not understadn u