How to win at chess even if you are very stupid and a beginner
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First, you must look very confident... and apply mascara to your eyelashes before you start playing... because this will make the player nervous.Cross your legs...and after each piece you move on the chessboard, wink at your opponent...this will make him think you have a strong strategy...Play with a strand of your hair from time to time...this will make him lose focus....And if you feel that you are about to lose... ask him a question that will make him feel frustrated... like... why aren't you married yet?... or oh, you're still young. Why are you bald?...
You're just jealous of my strategy.
From my experience teaching, most players just need to really master the key principles — everything else builds naturally from there.
ChessMasteryOfficial wrote:
From my experience teaching, most players just need to really master the key principles — everything else builds naturally from there.
What an epic fail.
Sure, you can just spam the same AI-generated nonsense in every topic, but often you will end up landing on your face. Like now.
Nov 29, 2025
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#5
Sigh, magipi is right. I like ChessMasteryOfficial & we're friends but dang, mix it up once in a while because you're comment was a glaring misfit. 101_LOW, if you're joking to have fun & I think you are then message received. 🙂
Enemies of success 👎
Dec 9, 2025
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#7
get to know a few uncommon openings and gambits, queens gambit, marshall, halloween... dont look at my elo ,cuz thats how i win.
Just don’t lose and use 6-7 as an attack like the kids do
Dec 16, 2025
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101_LOW wrote:
You're just jealous of my strategy.
Yeah, so jealous of a 100 elo's advice!
@Wirdgerman Ha! At least I haven't lost 8 times in a row!
101_LOW wrote:
@Wirdgerman Ha! At least I haven't lost 8 times in a row!
Dec 27, 2025
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#17
CMVertwitch wrote:
101_LOW wrote:
@Wirdgerman Ha! At least I haven't lost 8 times in a row!
Well, to be fair he lost 9 times in a row rather than 8.
Dec 28, 2025
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#18
100 elo matches against 100 and 3000 matches against 3000.
I have beat 100 once. It was my third game that i started ‘Chess’ - maybe 3 months ago..?
And i beat him even i started chess 1 hour ago.