This is just like the "1000 signs you're not a very good chess player" forum.
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1: You hang pieces
2: You don’t castle
3: You don’t know what en passant is
4: You move the same piece in the opening a billion times
5: You tell everyone your rating is 800
6 Your percentile is under 50%
7 You eat Mac and cheese while playing 😂 just kidding
8: You move the a and h pawn on your first move
9: You cannot beat a 1000 2/10 times
10: You cannot beat me once in twenty games