question about the game of chess

I do in fact love me some chess but, do you really need to have a 32 inch foot to be able to go past 1000 rating in blitz?

I have heard about that too

Certainly, there is a possibility that there could be people out there that are beyond 1000 in blitz without the requirements of a 32 inch foot, however, I am quite unsure if it has been proven yet. If anyone has done any research, please reply >_<!

i hear the board has got to look something like this once you reach 987 rating on a friday afternoon to be able to reach it, its really quite confusing for beginners but i know you will be able to get past 100 nigerianman123. You are really skilled in the art of the chess, as a frequent viewer of your games, i would formally like to apologize for committing mass genocide of seagulls in Fort Lauderdale in the 1980's. 

here is a family photo of me and my triplets before they were brutally slaughtered at war

I think that Hitler was a very bad person. Also I hate you, FUCKING BITCH

Mr Geei, I feel as if you are mistaken about mr man123's question. Rarely do people go beyond 1000 rating in blitz in general. The 32 inch foot is actually a myth developed by GM Jachub Frumple in the 1700s. This happened because he had a tumor in his brain and he started spouting nonsense at some point. Nowadays, this is almost taken for word for some reason. The truth is that the foot must actually be 38 inches in order to go beyond 1043 rating.

wow thank you so much for the informative information about chess, I would like to add that I have been able to get ahold of multiple drugs and steroids involving massive foot growth and ear lobe enlargement. I would like to shoutout greg from the Bibb Correctional Facility.

He has played a major role in my life as a mother figure and is currently facing a life sentence for sexual assault on minors 

I agree with the fact that no mere moral can successfully - and suddenly - master the art of chess. However, having the requirement of a 32 inch foot is blasphemous. my father, an African pirate was killed by your army. This is making me sad :(. It appears that your genocide of seagulls directly killed my father, leaving me fatherless from the age of 6 onwards. Kind regards.

I am quite delighted to hear that @deshawntrigga :Canada_flag: The African pirate committee was abolished in the 80's for a good reason and I cannot describe the sheer amount of joy and pleasure I am currently experiencing  

MIGHT I REMIND YOU THAT IT IS A 38 INCH REQUIREMENT.
Sorry, after doing some technological design for you writing up my answer, it is simply too ridiculous for you to not have seen it. Kinder Regards

:devil :devil :devil My dad in hell fir the murder of 16 children whom he held captive in his basement. :river :river :river Me because I loved my father, and all his flaws.

As he should

"we are all together for the rest of our lives. Do not go easy, for hard is much better " This is what my dad said to me when he was waterboarding a spy from the Obama administration. I loved my father and @Nigerianman123 took him away from me and my 7 sisters. kind regards, and godspeed on your journey of a sin free life :raised_hands

Also, another question about chess, does GM really mean guildmaster? I hear stories of familes travelling far to be able to get a manicure from Merlin, the great prophet from the west, known for forever being able to read thirty seven bicycle card decks straight off the fork? As jesus has said before, " All men are born equally " - George Clooney. At the current time that he wrote the blissful passage, he owned eighteen Indigenous and Mongolian "workers" (slaves). I found this quite ironic