see i prob suck

see ive never had played chess before and im bored so ima need some few tips 

I've had a look at your first game. As a complete beginner that opponent is far too strong, you should be playing other people around your rating. Learn the basics firstly, how each piece moves, what their strengths and weaknesses are, the value of each piece depending on their position on the board, the King is priceless and has to be protected. Have a look through some beginner guides on this site, try out some basic moves and puzzles, have a look through the lessons and try them out. I would avoid trying to learn multiple openings, find one you like and try it in some games and see how you do. The game is amazing so don't get too disheartened because it can seem daunting for a beginner, stick with it, learn the basics and enjoy your games 😀

Welcome to the world of chess!  

My name is Lauren Goodkind and I’m a respected  chess coach and chess YouTuber who helps beginners out : 

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCP5SPSG_sWSYPjqJYMNwL_Q

Here’s some ideas to help you!  

-Also consider all checks and captures on your side and also your opponent’s side. Always as, “If I move here, where is my opponent going to move?”. Do this for every single move!  

-Play with a slow time control, such as G/30 so you have plenty of time to think before every move. 

-You are welcome to come to my free online beginner chess class on April 9: https://www.chessbylauren.com/blog/OnlinechessclassApril9

Move very weird moves and confuse your opponent as well.

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