This is my first time playing chess. Tell me how to win in the most vague way possible.
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get a checkmate
sorry i took a nap. ill just respond to the new messages that i havent seen
Knights_Of_Doom | are these like actual chess terms??? i hope not 8/10
SacrificeTheHorse | books cant play chess 6/10
MelvinGarvey | the last few moves werent some master plan to checkmate the king, i pretty much saw an opportunity to put the king in check and went for it not realizing it would checkmate
yetanotheraoc | i cant choose my opponents 9/10
TheNameofNames | as soon as i try to get near the center or king i end up blundering a piece or five 7/10
blackrookcafe | wha- 8/10
Emp31 | this explains nothing 10/10
tygxc | surprisingly good explanation 4/10
zen516 | yeah i mean that works 9/10
Skipperslilbuddy | but how do i chess 7/10
ArchimedesSY | ??? 9.5/10
LongLiveAslan | en passant isnt tricky its the only move 5/10
ardutgamersus | i dont think thats how you checkmate 9/10
R00KB4 | actual answer 2/10
tintinR42 | but how do i get there 7/10
the_undertaker_83 | ohhh that makes sense 8/10
thx yall 
Make always the best move.
Dec 19, 2022
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#24
Listen up, lil' buckaroo, listen closely, um...The way, see here's the way, the method that you can use to win this little board game here; and only here can you use the special method that will cause you to beat your opponent: is to currently affect your opponent so that they lose psychic connection with their physical analogue--or what you call pieces--while simultaneous strengthening your splined strands with the energy of the game-projection.
Or, you could just eat all of their pieces when they aren't looking.
You gotta use the pieces to KILL the King.
Dec 19, 2022
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#26
you get pawns to the last rank and then stacke them on top of another and chase the enemy king tilk you kill him
Dec 20, 2022
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#27
StarsAndBunnies wrote:
Knights_Of_Doom are these like actual chess terms???
They are now!
KeSetoKaiba wrote:
(and of course if you wanted real advice, then here are two good places to start)
https://www.chess.com/learn-how-to-play-chess
https://www.chess.com/blog/KeSetoKaiba/opening-principles-again
I’m a beginner to, and those really help, thanks!
Tell me how to win in the most vague way possible.
I am a little confused if you understand the meaning of vague. Win by winning, may work if you do.
Dec 20, 2022
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#30
LongLiveAslan wrote:
Well, u move d4 is a good opening and en passant is tricky and you should look into back rank mates because thouse are handy
fixed a correction there, but I think its a good explanation
