what’s better a skewer of a fork?

i think they meant "curious as to people's thoughts". Also, I think forks are better because if it's a check fork, it forces you to move

You’re right about check forks. But I just find skewers more satisfying.

But if its a "check skewer" it also forces them to move. How is one better than the other
I think Fork's are more common though so if you're picking one to drill... do forks.

Ah yes, the age-old chess debate: stab two (or more) pieces at once, or threaten them politely?

🍴 The Fork

Why troll one person when I can traumatize two or more?”

Immediate panic: your opponent must save one and watch the other die like a a Saw movie.

Vibe: sudden, rude, efficient
Emotional damage: high

🥢 The Skewer

You first… no no, after you move. When the front piece moves, the one behind gets roasted

Vibe: classy, inevitable, villain monologue
Emotional damage: prolonged

🏆 Which is better?

Forks are like jump scares in horror movies.
Skewers are like psychological thrillers where the ending is obvious but still hurts.

👉 Objectively: neither is “better”... they’re just different weapons.
👉 Morally: forks are rude, skewers are cruel.
👉 Emotionally: forks make opponents rage-quit, skewers make them stare at the board in silence.

Final Verdict:

Want instant pain? → Fork
Want slow, elegant suffering? → Skewer

"Either way, your opponent is getting stabbed. Chess is such a delicious game." - GM Hannibal Lecter

Which is better... a pin or a fork?

Why not both?

Forks are better for picking food up. Skewers are better to grill food on.

a spoon is better