which opening is easy for beginners to learn?

Once you become a titled player you can start memorizing openings.
a title?
What?
When you get really good they start calling you things: Expert, Master, Senior Master, FIDE Master, International Master, Grandmaster.
for a price
You don't need a title to learn to play openings. But, I guess anything is better than beginner because until you lose that title everyone dooms you to principles and looks down their nose at "your level". But then again, how could anyone ever get beyond that point? Ask a question to help you understand something and "you don't need to know the answer yet...at your level". Why can't someone just answer with something simple, like King Pawn openings...maybe?