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26. You think all retreats are passive moves.
27. You spend your spare time trying to figure out all the possible chess games and truly think you can do it.
I know it's not that much but oh well!
May 30, 2011
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Oh, what the heck, I'll give it a try...
*** TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A PATZER ***
10. You read Chess Life for the pictures.
9. You think Pillsbury is a brand of cooking dough.
8. You think Alekine is a type of battery.
7. Your concept of advanced strategy is castling queenside.
6. You still consider "Toiletgate" jokes funny.
5. Fritz refuses to analyze your games.
4. Your Queen wants a divorce and custody of all eight pawns.
3. Jeremy Silman not only deletes your comments, but quits chess.com to build a machine to travel back in time so as to have never read them.
2. You think the London System is pathetic. :)
And, finally, the #1 reason you're a Patzer...
1. Halo 3 is out
Post your chess-related 10 list.
I'll start
10 signs you are a patzer
1. You are in a large setting with chessplayer and don’t notice a patzer
2. You think a good knight has something to do with your bed
3. You post ‘proof’ on Youtube that your chessprogram has a glitch, when it plays “en passant”
4. Your entire life you have lost all your chessgames
5. Online you have a GM-rating but in real life you cant defeat 1200+ players
6. You truly think that all the games you lose are because off 1 move mistakes you made.
7. Despite being a nobody you make a website about how good off a chessgenius you truly are
8. Every time you capture a pawn or piece you celebrate the same way as football-players do when they score.
9. You find the game “Tic Tac Toe” challenging
10. You don’t understand the difference between checkers and chess
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