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10 Signs You May Be Playing Too Much Chess Online

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SirReggiePith
Sep 2, 2021
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#1
  1. You’re spending too much money replacing monitors when you kick over the chessboard.
  2. Your Blitz rating improves or worsens with your Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
  3. You run a diesel backup generator during tournaments, “just in case.”
  4. You show up to a live tournament in underwear, then insist your ‘second’ is a bag of Flamin’ Cheetos.
  5. You have a chess widow and several chess orphans getting in the way of your winning streak.
  6. You believe everyone is cheating, and you’re growing paranoid about "that scuzzy dude” in the mirror.
  7. Your eye doctor warns you about the chessboard pattern etched into your retinas.
  8. The neighborhood crack addict is worried about you.
  9. You decline Magnus Carlsen's 'Friend Request' because, "he's not serious enough" about chess.
  10. You finally step outside, only to find that the planet has been taken over by apes.

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ChampoftheBepoCamp
Sep 5, 2021
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#2

ARGGG AHOY WORTHY SEA DOG NICE

But a new targeted, named Non auto join link would be nice!

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Gymstar
Sep 9, 2021
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#3

what is magnus chess.com username

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KTRNH
May 22, 2022
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#4

Me: Hmmm Magnus just ISNT good enough they all say hes the best its all RUMOURS AND LIES

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SirReggiePith
May 22, 2022
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#5

I like your confidence, @KTRNH! 😊👍

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KTRNH
May 23, 2022
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#6
Gymstar074600 wrote:

what is magnus chess.com username

@MagnusCarlsen

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Good43v3r
May 23, 2022
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#7
SirReggiePith wrote:
  1. You’re spending too much money replacing monitors when you kick over the chessboard.
  2. Your Blitz rating improves or worsens with your Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
  3. You run a diesel backup generator during tournaments, “just in case.”
  4. You show up to a live tournament in underwear, then insist your ‘second’ is a bag of Flamin’ Cheetos.
  5. You have a chess widow and several chess orphans getting in the way of your winning streak.
  6. You believe everyone is cheating, and you’re growing paranoid about "that scuzzy dude” in the mirror.
  7. Your eye doctor warns you about the chessboard pattern etched into your retinas.
  8. The neighborhood crack addict is worried about you.
  9. You decline Magnus Carlsen's 'Friend Request' because, "he's not serious enough" about chess.
  10. You finally step outside, only to find that the planet has been taken over by apes.

The Chexx Pistols hope you enjoyed this fun look at Chess. We’re always looking for new members to join our irreverent band of non-conformists. Click the link below to join the Chexx Pistols today! 😜

https://www.chess.com/club/chexx-pistols

I am dying, also chess orphans? nani? A chessboard pattern etched into your retinas AHHHHHHh!

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SirReggiePith
May 23, 2022
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#8

@KTRNH, Magnus’ online Bullet chess name is Dr.Frankendrunk I believe? See if you can “friend” him, but only if he first promises to finally get more serious about his game! 😉😂 - Reggie. 

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SirReggiePith
May 23, 2022
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#9

Chess Orphans = The children you sired while your Chess.com account was placed on “Vacation” for only 3 minutes… also known as “Bullet Time.”

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LeoTSimoes26
May 23, 2022
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#10

:P :P :P :r